How To Farm Spoils Of Conquest

Alright, gather 'round, Guardians! Let's talk about the most coveted currency in the Destiny 2 endgame, the Spoils of Conquest. Forget Glimmer, forget Legendary Shards, these little shiny trinkets are your golden ticket to some seriously sweet loot. Think raid weapons, god rolls, and the bragging rights that come with wielding them.

Now, acquiring Spoils of Conquest can feel like trying to herd cats while juggling flaming swords. It's a chaotic process, but fear not! I'm here to guide you through the Spoils-pocalypse with a smile (and maybe a few exasperated sighs).

Raids, Raids, and More Raids (Oh My!)

Okay, this one's a no-brainer. Raids are the primary source of Spoils. Think of it like this: you're storming a heavily guarded fortress, battling cosmic horrors, and solving puzzles that would make Einstein scratch his head... and your reward is shiny loot currency! Seems fair, right?

Each encounter in a raid will usually net you a handful of Spoils. The exact amount varies depending on the raid and your triumphs. And speaking of triumphs, they can sometimes reward you with a big pile of Spoils. So, if you’re a completionist, get ready to grind those bad boys.

Now, the secret sauce, the pro-tip, the thing that will make your fireteam members look at you with envy: repeatable raid encounters. Yes, you heard me. Once per week per character, you can replay raid encounters on any raid you've already completed that week. It won't give you extra loot, but it will give you Spoils. Cha-ching!

Important Note: Some older raids like Leviathan don’t give Spoils anymore. So, don’t waste your time doing the Castellum over and over, unless you're really, REALLY bored. Which, hey, no judgment.

The Vault of Glass Exploit (Shhh!)

Okay, let's talk about the elephant in the room, the whispered secret of Spoils farming: the Vault of Glass exploit. Now, I'm not saying you should do it. I'm just saying it exists. Basically, there's a point in the raid where you can repeatedly grab Spoils without actually completing the encounter. It's quick, it's dirty, and it's technically an exploit. Bungie could patch it any time, so use it at your own risk.

Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you get sent to the Destiny 2 equivalent of time-out. Just sayin’.

The Art of the "Speedrun" (Sort Of)

While a true speedrun requires intense coordination and a deep understanding of the raid mechanics, you can still adopt some speedrun strategies to farm Spoils more efficiently. Focus on optimizing your loadouts, learning enemy spawn patterns, and minimizing downtime between encounters.

Think of it as professional procrastination. You're still technically working, but you're doing it in the fastest, most efficient way possible. Like folding laundry while watching Netflix. Multitasking at its finest!

Become a Raid Sherpa (Good Karma and Spoils!)

Want to feel good about yourself while simultaneously lining your pockets with Spoils? Become a raid sherpa! Help less experienced players conquer the raids. Not only will you get the satisfaction of guiding others to victory, but you'll also earn Spoils along the way. Plus, you might make some new friends, which is always a bonus... unless they're the kind of friends who constantly ask you to help them with their Nightfalls. Then, maybe rethink that strategy.

Just be prepared for some hilarious wipes and maybe a few rage quits. Remember to be patient, encouraging, and maybe have a meme or two ready to lighten the mood. Raid sherpaing is a marathon, not a sprint.

The Spoils Economy: Spend Wisely!

Alright, you've amassed a fortune in Spoils. Now what? Don't go blowing it all on random engrams from the raid vendor! Unless, of course, you're feeling lucky. But if you want to maximize your Spoils, focus on acquiring specific weapons or armor pieces that you're missing from your collection.

Remember, the goal isn't just to get more loot; it's to get the right loot. The god rolls, the perfect stats, the weapons that will make your enemies tremble in fear (or at least mildly annoyed). So, spend your Spoils wisely, Guardian. And may your drops be ever in your favor!

So there you have it! My foolproof (probably) guide to farming Spoils of Conquest. Now go forth, brave Guardians, and conquer those raids! Just try not to break too many controllers in the process.