Maxed Strength Stats Necromancer Chapter 14

Alright, gather 'round, folks! Let me tell you about the legendary Chapter 14 of the "Maxed Strength Stats Necromancer" saga. This ain't your grandma's knitting circle, unless your grandma knits sweaters out of bone and commands armies of skeletons. In that case, grandma, pull up a chair!

So, our hero – let's call him...Bartholomew "Barty" Bones – isn’t your typical, scrawny, spell-slinging necromancer. Nope. Barty decided to *max out his strength stat* before even learning to properly raise the dead. Imagine Thor, but instead of lightning, he throws femur bones. It's a terrifying, yet strangely hilarious, image.

We’re at Chapter 14, and things are getting real. Barty's not just punching goblins; he's punching goblin leaders. He's not just raising skeletons; he's raising… well, let’s just say he’s found a *particularly* ripe graveyard and his undead army is looking a little… diverse.

The Quest for the Quadruple-Jointed Tibia

The main quest in Chapter 14 involves something truly bizarre: the search for a quadruple-jointed tibia. Yes, you read that right. Apparently, this bone is crucial for creating the ultimate undead warrior. Why a quadruple-jointed tibia? Don’t ask me! The author probably rolled a random dice on a table labeled "absurd bone modifications."

Barty's quest takes him through the Whispering Woods, a place so spooky that even the trees are telling ghost stories to each other. It’s also infested with giant spiders, which, naturally, Barty decides to deal with by… punching them. A lot. He’s like a one-man spider extermination service, except his payment is spider ichor and the occasional creepy-crawly snack for his undead chihuahua, Mr. Fluffernutter.

Side note: Mr. Fluffernutter isn’t actually fluffy. He's mostly bone. Don't let the name fool you.

The Goblin Gym

Along the way, Barty stumbles upon a goblin gymnasium. Apparently, even goblins need to stay in shape to… I don't know… better throw rocks at adventurers? The gym is run by a particularly beefy goblin named Gorlag, who's obsessed with protein shakes (probably made of grub worms) and motivational speeches (mostly involving threats of violence).

Of course, Barty doesn't just walk past. He challenges Gorlag to a weightlifting contest. The prize? The location of the legendary Bone Merchant, who supposedly knows the whereabouts of the quadruple-jointed tibia. The stakes are high, the tension is palpable, and the scene is utterly ridiculous. Imagine a ripped necromancer, covered in bone dust, grunting and lifting a barbell made of skulls against a green-skinned goblin with a serious attitude problem. Comedy gold, I tell you!

The Bone Merchant's Bargain

After (spoiler alert) winning the weightlifting contest, Barty finally gets to meet the Bone Merchant. This guy is basically a walking, talking skeleton himself. He offers Barty a deal: the location of the quadruple-jointed tibia in exchange for… Barty's left pinky toe. Apparently, rare toes are all the rage in the undead black market. Who knew?

Barty, being the ridiculously overpowered yet surprisingly moral necromancer that he is, refuses. He's not about to sacrifice a toe for a bone, no matter how many extra joints it has. Instead, he offers the Bone Merchant… a fully functional, slightly used, zombie lawnmower he found back in the Whispering Woods. The Bone Merchant, surprisingly, accepts. Apparently, even undead merchants have lawns to maintain.

The Climactic Confrontation (with a Squirrel)

With the location of the tibia finally in hand (or rather, in his undead army's map-holding-bone), Barty heads to the designated spot: an ancient oak tree in the heart of the Murky Marsh. This is where things get really weird.

The guardian of the quadruple-jointed tibia isn't a dragon, or a demon, or even a particularly nasty ghost. It’s a squirrel. A ridiculously oversized, genetically modified (probably by some mad wizard), squirrel with laser eyes and a penchant for hoarding acorns.

The fight is epic. Barty throws bones, his undead minions swarm, and the squirrel… well, the squirrel shoots lasers from its eyes and throws exploding acorns. It's a chaotic, hilarious, and utterly absurd battle. And, of course, Barty wins. How? By appealing to the squirrel’s hoarding instinct with a pile of shiny, skull-shaped acorns. Genius!

So, there you have it. Chapter 14 of the "Maxed Strength Stats Necromancer": a whirlwind of bone-crushing action, goblin gym sessions, toe-bargaining merchants, and laser-eyed squirrels. It's a testament to the fact that even the darkest of arts can be ridiculously entertaining.

And Barty? Well, he finally gets his quadruple-jointed tibia. What he does with it? You'll have to wait for Chapter 15. But trust me, it involves more punching. Probably a lot more.