Yes It's Me The Obsessive Side Top

Okay, okay, confession time. You know that one person in every friend group? The one who, let's just say, dives headfirst into their interests? Yep, that's me. And my current obsession? Side top. Don't judge! Well, maybe a little. 😉

But seriously, have you tried side top?

What IS Side Top Anyway?

Alright, let's get the basics out of the way. Side top is, well, exactly what it sounds like. It's like regular topping, but...from the side! I know, groundbreaking. 🤯 But trust me, the change in angle makes a huge difference. It's all about the teasing, the anticipation, the...okay, I'm getting ahead of myself. Let's just say it's a fun way to spice things up. And who doesn’t love spicing things up? Nobody, that's who.

Think of it as a little adventure for your… um… senses. A new perspective, if you will. ⛰️

My Descent into Obsession

It started innocently enough. A friend mentioned it (thanks, Sarah!), and my curiosity was piqued. "Side top? What's the big deal?" I asked, all nonchalant. Famous last words, right? One experiment later, and BAM! Addicted. It was like discovering a secret level in my favorite video game. You just have to keep playing to see what else it offers!

Seriously though, the sensation is… different. It’s hard to describe. Maybe it's the novelty? Maybe it’s the change of pace? Whatever it is, I’m hooked. Am I ashamed? Nah. Am I slightly embarrassed to be admitting this online? Maybe a little. But hey, honesty is the best policy, right?

The Benefits (According to Me, Your Resident Expert)

Okay, so why am I so obsessed? Let me break it down for you:

• It's different! (duh) Variety is the spice of life, people! Don't be stuck in a rut. Embrace the side!
• It can be incredibly teasing. Think slow, deliberate movements. Think whispered suggestions. Think...okay, I'm getting flustered again. 😳
• It can be surprisingly intense. Don't underestimate the power of a slight change in angle. Seriously.
• It's FUN! And isn’t that the whole point? If you’re not having fun, you're doing it wrong.

Plus, it's a great way to explore each other's bodies in a new way. Like a treasure hunt, but the treasure is...well, you get the idea. 😉

Is It For Everyone?

Probably not. But honestly, what is? We all have our preferences, and that's totally cool. If side top isn't your thing, no sweat! But if you're even slightly curious, I say give it a shot. What's the worst that could happen? You might just discover your new favorite thing. Or, you might not. Either way, you'll have learned something new about yourself (and your partner, if you have one). Win-win! 🎉

Just remember to communicate with your partner and make sure everyone's comfortable. Consent is key, always!

My Final Thoughts (aka Me Ranting)

Look, I know it sounds silly. An obsession with a specific… position? It’s a bit much, even for me. But the joy it brings, the exploration it encourages...it’s worth it! And hey, at least I’m not obsessed with collecting porcelain dolls, right? 😅

So, there you have it. My deep dive into the wonderful world of side top. Maybe you'll try it, maybe you won't. But hopefully, I've at least given you something to think about. And maybe, just maybe, I've inspired you to embrace your own quirky obsessions. After all, life's too short to be boring!

Now if you excuse me, I have some research to do... 😜