Alright folks, gather 'round! Let me tell you about something absolutely amazing. Prepare to have your socks knocked off, blown to smithereens, and then rebuilt by a tiny robot that inexplicably knows how to sew!
Giant Robots, Explosions, and... English?!
Have you ever stared longingly at your dusty old handheld, whispering sweet nothings about giant robots clashing in spectacular battles? Wishing you could actually understand what all those spiky-haired pilots were shouting before unleashing planet-splitting attacks?
Well, hold on to your pilot suits, because your dreams are about to come true! It's here, it's real, and it's ready to rumble!
The Good Stuff
Imagine piloting your favorite mechs, strategizing with your team, and following a storyline that isn't just guesswork and hopeful button mashing.
You can understand the dramatic monologues! You can appreciate the tactical nuances! You can finally laugh (or cry) at the jokes! It's like discovering a whole new dimension of awesome!
Think of it like finally understanding the lyrics to your favorite song, except instead of singing about lost love, they're screaming about the power of friendship and the importance of destroying evil alien invaders. So much better, right?
Why This is a Big Deal
We're talking about experiencing a legendary game the way it was meant to be experienced. No more relying on blurry screenshots and fan translations scribbled on napkins.
This is the real deal, folks. This is the culmination of dedication, passion, and sheer robotic willpower (probably fueled by coffee and pizza).
It's like finding a golden ticket, except instead of a chocolate factory, you get access to a universe of super robots and strategic combat. Sweet!
Prepare for Awesome
Get ready for plot twists that'll make your head spin faster than a Getter Beam! Prepare for characters so charismatic they could sell ice to an Eskimo! (Who then uses the ice to cool down their overheating robot, obviously).
And most importantly, prepare for battles that will make your thumbs sore and your inner child scream with joy! We're talking explosions bigger than your house, laser beams brighter than the sun, and robots so powerful they make Chuck Norris look like a kitten.
Dive Right In!
Seriously, what are you waiting for? Dust off that handheld, charge it up, and prepare to enter a world of colossal metal mayhem!
This is your chance to experience a true masterpiece. Don't let it pass you by!
Get ready to unleash your inner pilot, because the battle for the future of humanity (and giant robots) starts now!
Let's just say, the 2nd Super Robot Wars Original Generation is about to get a whole lot more accessible, and a whole lot more fun. What do you have to lose? Except maybe a few hours of sleep... but who needs sleep when you're piloting a giant robot?
So, go forth and conquer, brave pilots! The universe (and your dusty handheld) awaits! May your hits always be critical, and your enemies always explode in a satisfying shower of sparks and twisted metal!
Because trust me, OG is where it's at.
This article barely scratches the surface on the pure enjoyment one can have with the English patch. It's like the creators of the game came into your home and translated everything for you, except they didn't, which is all thanks to the fan translation.
So long, and may your robots stay shiny and new!