All The Dragons From How To Train Your Dragon

Okay, let's be real. We all love How to Train Your Dragon. But some dragons are clearly cooler than others, right?

The Obvious MVP: Toothless

Come on, who *doesn't* love Toothless? He's the OG. The Night Fury with a heart of gold (and retractable teeth!).

He’s basically a giant, winged cat. Plus, he's loyal to a fault. I mean, what more could you want?

The Underappreciated Gems

Now, let's talk about the unsung heroes. These dragons deserve way more love.

Hookfang the Monstrous Nightmare

Okay, he's a bit of a drama queen. But Hookfang is fiercely protective of Snotlout. That bond is everything!

Plus, he literally sets himself on fire. Talk about commitment to a bit!

Stormfly the Deadly Nadder

Astrid's Stormfly is elegant and deadly. She's basically the dragon version of a supermodel.

She is also loyal and beautiful. Don’t you agree?

The "Meh" Dragons

Now for the unpopular opinion portion. These dragons are... fine. Just fine.

Barf and Belch the Hideous Zippleback

Two heads are better than one? Maybe. But Barf and Belch always seemed a little chaotic for my taste.

They bicker all the time. Give me a break, guys!

Meatlug the Gronckle

Okay, Meatlug is adorable and a total sweetheart. But, let’s admit it. She’s kind of… boring.

Sorry, Meatlug! No offense intended. She just wasn't as flashy as the others, you know?

The "Seriously?" Dragons

These dragons I have issues with. Okay, only one, really.

Cloudjumper the Stormcutter

Okay, hear me out. I know Cloudjumper saved Stoick’s life. But that four-winged design? I’m just not a fan.

Plus, he seems a little *too* wise. Like, chill out, dude. Let the humans figure some things out for themselves!

The Big Boss Dragons

Let's not forget the big guys! The truly terrifying, awe-inspiring dragons.

The Red Death

Okay, the Red Death is scary. Seriously scary. It's a big, bad boss dragon.

You can't deny its menacing presence. It's the epitome of a destructive force.

The Bewilderbeast

Now, the Bewilderbeast is impressive. An ice-spitting behemoth that commands respect (and fear).

It's a powerful presence. The undisputed king of dragons.

Final Thoughts

So, there you have it. My completely subjective and probably controversial ranking of the How to Train Your Dragon dragons.

Agree? Disagree? Let me know! And remember, even the "meh" dragons are still pretty awesome in their own way.

Because, honestly, who wouldn't want a dragon friend, no matter what kind?