American Horror Story Season 10 Episode 6 Recap

AHS: Double Feature - Episode 6: "Winter Kills" - My Brain Still Hurts

Okay, folks, let's dive into the arctic nightmare that was *American Horror Story: Double Feature*, specifically, Episode 6, "Winter Kills." My brain officially needs a vacation. Preferably somewhere warm, with zero pale, blood-hungry creatures.

The Military's Got Secrets (Shocker!)

So, the military’s been experimenting with the pale people. Is anyone surprised? I mean, it's *AHS*. Secrecy and weird experiments are practically written into the contract.

Eisenhower's involved too. This show really loves dragging historical figures into its bizarre lore. And, honestly, I'm not complaining. Give me more spooky presidential conspiracies!

They're trying to weaponize the pale people. Good luck with that, guys. I foresee absolutely no issues with this plan. (That's sarcasm, by the way.)

Holden is...Well, a Mess

Holden is struggling, to put it mildly. He's craving, he's hunting, he's generally unpleasant. He's basically a teenage vampire with angst, just paler and crankier.

Did anyone actually feel bad for him when he was caught in the trap? Maybe a tiny bit. Just a sliver.

Okay, maybe I'm heartless. But the *pale people* as a whole? Not my favorite *AHS* monsters.

The President's Got a Problem

Eisenhower's dealing with the pale problem. He even visits the facility. He's not impressed with them.

He's got a point. All they do is complain and kill. Not exactly stellar soldiers. Maybe try robots next time, Ike?

They're going to start "Project Twilight". Sounds ominous. I hope it doesn't involve sparkly vampires.

Unpopular Opinion Alert: I'm Bored

Okay, here comes the unpopular opinion: I'm finding this pale person storyline… underwhelming. I know, I know, some of you are loving it. But, personally, I was more invested in the Provincetown writers. I miss the Chemist!

Maybe it's the bleak winter setting. Maybe it's the repetitive nature of the pale creatures. Whatever it is, something isn't clicking for me.

I wanted more weird, artistic horror! More chaotic genius! Less...snow and teeth. Sue me.

The Ending...Huh?

The episode ends with a lot of screaming and violence. Which, to be fair, is pretty standard *AHS* fare. But somehow it felt...empty?

We see the pale people attacking. A lot of running. Eisenhower looks constipated. You know, the usual.

I’m hoping the next episode will revitalize things. Or maybe I'll just rewatch *Roanoke*.

That season was truly terrifying.

Final Thoughts (and a Plea to Ryan Murphy)

Overall, "Winter Kills" was...fine. It wasn't terrible, but it wasn't particularly memorable either. I give it a solid shrug.

Ryan Murphy, if you're reading this (and I'm sure you are), please, bring back the camp! Bring back the crazy! Give me something to sink my teeth into (pun intended)!

Because, honestly, at this point, I'd rather face *Twisty the Clown* than another hour of pale people chewing on frozen corpses. Okay, that might be an exaggeration. But you get the idea.

And someone needs to give Holden a hug. Or at least a decent therapist. Poor kid.