Okay, hear me out. We all love a good Cinderella story, right? But let's be real about Another Cinderella Story: If The Shoe Fits.
Let's Talk About Those Tunes
Specifically, let's talk about the *songs*. Are they bangers? That's... debatable. I'm prepared for the backlash, but someone has to say it!
"New Kind of Beautiful"? More Like... New Kind of Forgettable
I'm sorry, Sofia Carson. You're a queen. But "New Kind of Beautiful" isn't exactly topping my Spotify Wrapped. It's sweet, sure. But does it slap? Naaaah.
It's supposed to be this empowering anthem. But it feels... generic. Like it could be in any Disney Channel Original Movie. Does that make sense?
Is Thomas Law a Pop Star in Disguise?
Then there's Thomas Law, aka Prince Charming. He definitely commits. He’s giving us his all. But is he the next Harry Styles? Probably not. Bless his heart, though!
His songs aren't *bad*. They just don't have that staying power. You know, the kind that makes you sing along in the shower for weeks. You know what I mean.
And let's be honest. The *singing* is a little... pitchy sometimes. I'm not a music critic. But my ears have ears, you know?
Okay, Okay, It's Not *All* Bad
Look, I'm not saying the movie is terrible. It's got charm. It's got dancing. It's got Sofia Carson looking absolutely stunning.
The costumes are great. The story is cute. And it's a fun, lighthearted watch. Perfect for a rainy afternoon when you want to switch off your brain.
But the music? It's not its strongest point. It's the cinematic equivalent of elevator music. Pleasant, but hardly groundbreaking.
Don't @ Me!
I know some of you are die-hard fans. And that's totally cool! You're allowed to love what you love. But maybe, just maybe, you can see my point.
There are so many other Cinderella retellings with better soundtracks. Think Brandy's Cinderella. Or even A Cinderella Story with Hilary Duff.
Those soundtracks? Certified bops! If The Shoe Fits? More like "if the song fits, I guess I'll listen."
In Conclusion...
Another Cinderella Story: If The Shoe Fits is a fun movie. But the songs? They're just... there. They don't exactly make you want to jump up and dance.
Maybe I'm being too harsh. Maybe I just have high musical standards. Or maybe, just maybe, the songs are actually a little bit cringe.
What do you think? Am I alone in this? Or do you agree that the music in
Another Cinderella Story: If The Shoe Fitsisn't exactly its strong suit? Let me know!