Okay, let's talk internet. Specifically, that burning question: cancel before you switch providers?
Here's my hot take, maybe a little controversial. Are you ready?
Nah. Don't.
Hear Me Out!
I know, I know. It sounds like internet anarchy. Like I'm advocating for some kind of digital apocalypse where we're all double-paying for Wi-Fi.
But seriously, think about it. Why rush into the void of internetlessness?
Imagine this: You gleefully cancel Comcast (because, let's be honest, nobody *gleefully* cancels Comcast, but work with me here). Then, surprise! The new provider, let’s say it's Verizon Fios, can’t come until next Tuesday.
Tuesday?! That's like, a century in internet time!
The Dark Ages of No Wi-Fi
Suddenly, you're living in the Dark Ages. No streaming. No online gaming. No endless scrolling through cat videos. It’s a tragedy!
Your phone data is screaming for mercy. You're tethering your laptop to your poor, overworked phone, and everyone around you is wondering why you're staring blankly into space, twitching slightly.
Is saving a few bucks *really* worth that trauma?
I say, let them overlap for a week. Call it internet insurance.
Think of it as a safety net. A glorious, Wi-Fi-filled safety net.
You can binge-watch that show you've been meaning to see. You can finally beat that level in your favorite game. You can even, dare I say, get some actual work done.
But What About the Money?!
I get it. Money is a thing. Nobody wants to throw cash away.
But weigh the cost of a few extra days against the cost of your sanity.
Plus, think of the hassle. Returning equipment. Being on hold with customer service (shudder). Figuring out the exact millisecond to cancel to avoid overlapping charges.
All for what? A measly twenty bucks?
My unpopular opinion? It's worth the peace of mind.
Let the internet Gods smile upon you with overlapping coverage. You won’t regret it.
Remember the great words of Internet Guru Bob: "Always Overlap, Never Underlap!" (Okay, I made that up. But it *sounds* profound, right?)
So next time you're switching providers, remember my words. Don't be hasty.
Embrace the overlap. Your sanity (and your streaming queue) will thank you.
Live a little. Overlap that internet!