Okay, let's be real. The Dragon Ball Z Gods of Destruction are cool. But their names? Some are...interesting. I'm about to drop some truth bombs. Brace yourselves!
The Good, The Bad, and The Utterly Bizarre
Some of these names are straight fire. Others sound like rejected flavors of energy drinks. I'm not saying I could do better... but I'm also not *not* saying that.
Beerus: A Home Run
Let's start with a winner. Beerus is perfect. It's a play on "beer," hinting at his lazy, indulgent personality. It rolls off the tongue too!
Champa: Solid Choice
Champa, Beerus's twin, is pretty good too. Another alcoholic beverage reference ("champagne," duh). Consistent theming is key, people!
Now for the... Questionable Ones
Alright, time to stir the pot. Here come the names that make me scratch my head. Remember, this is all in good fun (mostly)!
Quitela: Buzzing Around My Head
Quitela. What is that, even? I always picture a tiny, annoying mosquito when I hear it. Not exactly the image of a god of destruction.
Iwan: The "I'm Trying Too Hard" Award
Then there's Iwan. It sounds like someone just mashed random letters together. I appreciate the effort, but the execution is lacking.
Arak: A Sound of Disappointment
Arak is another one that feels a bit...flat. Like when you expect a grand explosion, but you just get a tiny pop. The name doesn't instill fear.
Heles: Sounds too Elegant
Heles is too beautiful and refined. A god of destruction should not have a name that belongs to a roman goddess. Or maybe it's the point?
The Downright Confusing
These names leave me completely perplexed. They require explanations to understand the pun, which isn't ideal.
Liqueur: Seriously?
Liqueur... I get the theme, but come on! It feels forced and lacks the punch of Beerus or Champa. My unpopular opinion: it's weak.
Rumsshi: Try Saying That Five Times Fast
Rumsshi sounds like a sneeze. Plus, try pronouncing it quickly! It doesn't exactly strike fear into the hearts of mortals. I can't help but giggle.
The Unsung Heroes (Or Maybe Not)
These names are neither amazing nor terrible. They just...exist. Middle of the road, perfectly average.
Sidra: Perfectly Fine
Sidra is...fine. It's there. It doesn't offend, but it doesn't excite. It's the beige of God of Destruction names.
Mosco: A Bit Robotic
Mosco is okay too. It reminds me of a robot, which is fitting given his appearance. However, not outstanding.
My Final, Unpopular Verdict
Look, Dragon Ball Z is amazing. But some of these God of Destruction names? A little hit-or-miss. Beerus remains king, the rest are... well, they're trying their best! It would be funny if all Gods of Destructions use food or beverage as a pun reference to their names!
What do you think? Am I being too harsh? Let me know your favorite (and least favorite) names!
