Okay, hear me out. We all love Final Fantasy 7, right? But let’s talk about something a little... controversial.
Advent Children: Still Cool, Still Confusing?
I’m talking about Advent Children Complete in glorious 4K. It's beautiful. Like, ridiculously beautiful.
Cloud looks moody. Tifa is stunning. Sephiroth is... well, Sephiroth. But does it *actually* make sense?
The Good Stuff: Eye Candy Overload
Let's be honest, the fight scenes are insane. Swords clashing, gravity defying leaps, and hair gel that defies all known laws of physics.
Seeing Cloud battle Sephiroth with that crisp 4K resolution? Worth the price of admission alone. My eyeballs thank you, Square Enix.
The music still slaps. That's not up for debate. Period.
The Less Good Stuff: What Was That About?
Okay, so the plot… three silver-haired dudes are running around kidnapping kids. Something about Jenova. And Sephiroth is back somehow?
Even after multiple viewings, I'm still scratching my head. Maybe I missed something. Or maybe it’s just supposed to look cool.
Which, let's be fair, it totally does.
Unpopular Opinion Time: Is It *Really* Necessary?
Here’s where I might get some flak. Was a 4K remaster *really* what we needed? Or should the focus be on... you know... other things?
The Remake project is happening. Slowly, but surely! Maybe allocate some resources there, eh?
I said what I said.
The Verdict: Shiny, Confusing, and Still Fun
Look, Advent Children Complete 4K Remastered is a visual treat. No question.
It’s perfect for those who want to see their favorite characters in all their high-definition glory. Prepare to marvel at every strand of Cloud's spiky hair.
But if you’re expecting a groundbreaking narrative experience? Maybe temper your expectations a tad.
Think of it as a really, really long, really, really pretty music video. It is an amazing fan service that caters to your nostalgia. Plus points if you know all the lore.
Ultimately, it's a fun, albeit slightly nonsensical, ride. And sometimes, that's all you need.
A Final Thought: Hair Product Endorsement Incoming?
Seriously, the hair in this movie deserves its own award. I want whatever Cloud is using.
Perhaps a future spin-off? Cloud Strife's Guide to Impossibly Spiky Hair. I'd buy it.
Seriously, think about it, Square Enix. It's free money!
