Okay, folks, let's talk about something truly important: What We Do in the Shadows Funko Pops! Yes, those adorable, oversized-headed vinyl figures that somehow manage to capture the essence of our favorite Staten Island vampires.
Why You Need These Little Guys
First off, if you're a fan of the show, this is a no-brainer. It's like having a tiny, eternal housemate watching over your bookshelf. Who wouldn't want that?
Think of it this way: you come home after a long day, stressed and tired. You glance at your little Nandor the Relentless Funko, perpetually grumpy and ready to command, and suddenly, your problems seem a little less…relentless.
The Fantastic Four (and Guillermo)
Let's break down the must-haves. Obviously, you need Nandor. The detail on his little robe is just *chef's kiss*.
And then there's Laszlo Cravensworth, probably caught mid-sentence with a lewd remark. You can practically hear him saying "Bat!"
We can't forget Nadja! Her Funko captures that perfect blend of ancient vampire wisdom and mischievousness. Place her near your plants; she probably appreciates the greenery.
Of course, Colin Robinson has a Funko, too. Somehow, they managed to make boredom manifest in vinyl form. It's strangely captivating.
Let's not forget our beloved familiar, Guillermo de la Cruz! He’s always there, ready to protect and serve. And look adorable while doing it!
Beyond the Main Crew
Now, if you're a *true* fan, you'll want to expand your collection beyond the core crew. Imagine a whole shelf dedicated to the side characters!
Picture this: a Funko Pop of the Baron Afanas, looking regal and slightly out of place. Or maybe a Topher Funko, reminding you of all the chaos he brought.
Displaying Your Undead Friends
The beauty of Funko Pops is that they're incredibly versatile. You can display them on your desk, your shelves, even your car dashboard (though maybe not Colin; he might drain the battery).
Organize them by character, by episode, or even by your own personal ranking of favorite moments. The possibilities are endless! Plus, rearranging them is a great way to procrastinate.
Imagine setting up little scenes from the show with your Funko Pops. Nadja's doll talking to the Nadja Funko, Colin draining the energy of a nearby plant - get creative!
More Than Just Toys
These aren't just plastic figures; they're tiny representations of the characters we've come to love. They're a reminder of all the laughs, the weirdness, and the surprisingly heartwarming moments that What We Do in the Shadows brings us.
They're a way to connect with other fans. "Oh, you have the Laszlo Funko? I see you're a person of culture as well." Instant friendship.
So, go forth and collect! Let your inner vampire fan shine! Just remember to keep them away from sunlight (and maybe werewolves).
Trust me; your life will be measurably improved by the presence of these tiny, immortal roommates. They’re more than just collectibles; they’re family. Or, at least, they could be, if your family was a bunch of hilarious, centuries-old vampires.
"Nandor, can you pass the stakes?"