So, you've got a son-in-law. Congratulations! He's officially part of the family now. Time to have some fun.
Here are some...*interesting* things you might consider saying. I’m not responsible for the consequences, though!
Teasing the Tech-Savvy Son-in-Law
Is your son-in-law a tech whiz? Perfect! Use it to your advantage.
“Hey, Mark, my printer thinks it’s a robot. Can you have a *conversation* with it?” See if he chuckles.
Or maybe, “My phone now speaks *Spanish*. I haven't studied Spanish since high school, and it definitely wasn't *this* century. Any ideas?”
The "Handyman" Enquiries
Does he claim to be handy? Excellent! Time to put him to the test.
"That leaky faucet is back. And this time, it's *singing*." Blame it on the faucet.
Or, "The cat seems obsessed with the wiring now. I think he's planning a *takeover*. Could you maybe…de-wire the feline threat?"
Food-Related Fun
Food is always a great source of amusement (and maybe a little awkwardness).
"Your wife tells me you're a great cook. So, when are you making that *family* meal?" Guilt trip: activated!
"I made your *favorite* dish. Don't worry, I only used *half* the amount of spice your wife dislikes." That's a loaded statement!
The *Subtle* Hints About Grandchildren
Ah, the topic everyone avoids. Let's tiptoe around it...with humor!
"We’ve cleared out the attic. Perfect *playroom* space, don't you think?" Innocent, right?
"I saw the cutest baby clothes the other day. They reminded me of…*nothing* in particular." Wink, wink.
The "Advice" Nobody Asked For
Everyone loves unsolicited advice, right? Especially when delivered with a smile.
"Marriage is like a walk in the park…*Jurassic Park*." Add a dramatic pause for effect.
Or, "The secret to a happy marriage is…never being wrong. Just kidding! Mostly kidding!" *Confidence* is key.
Playing the "Old Timer" Card
Embrace your role as the elder statesman (or stateswoman).
"Back in my day, we didn't have all these fancy gadgets. We just used *common sense*. Which, apparently, is a lost art."
"Remember, son, *respect* your elders. Especially the ones holding the remote control." Establish dominance…playfully!
The "Compliment" Sandwich (Sort Of)
Sandwich a bit of teasing between genuine praise.
"You're a fantastic husband! You even manage to tolerate *her* quirks. And that's saying something!"
"I admire your ambition! You remind me of myself when I was your age… *minus* the good hair."
Embrace the Awkwardness
The key is to keep it light, fun, and always with a twinkle in your eye.
These are just *suggestions*, of course. You know your son-in-law best. Tailor your humor accordingly.
Just remember, the goal is to build a relationship filled with laughter and good times, even if those times involve a little gentle ribbing. Have fun with family!
Disclaimer: May cause eye-rolling, awkward silences, or a sudden increase in yard work requests. Proceed with caution!
