Game Of Thrones Season 1 Episode 7 English

A Royal Pain in the Neck (and Other Adventures in Episode 7)

Remember that time Ned Stark was basically playing "Where's Waldo" with Robert Baratheon's illegitimate kids? Well, it's still happening in Episode 7! He's piecing things together, and let's just say the puzzle pieces are starting to form a really awkward family portrait.

Meanwhile, across the Narrow Sea, Daenerys Targaryen is not having a good day. She's finding out that being a Khaleesi isn't all dragon eggs and fiery speeches.

Someone tries to poison her. Yeah, seriously. Like, serving-her-tea-with-extra-arsenic kind of poison. Fortunately, Ser Jorah is there to save the day (and her stomach!).

The "Oops, I Married a Dothraki Warlord" Starter Pack

Dany's not just dealing with assassination attempts. She's also learning the *joys* of Dothraki culture. Turns out, these guys aren't exactly fans of subtle conversation or well-mannered disagreements.

She stood up to Khal Drogo, and boy, did that stir things up! It's like she poked a sleeping bear with a really sharp stick. Good for her, standing up for herself, but maybe not the smartest move in the long run.

Let's face it, adapting to a completely different culture is hard. Especially when that culture involves screaming, horseback riding, and a whole lot of questionable hygiene practices.

The Lannister Legacy: Always Classy, Never Tasteful

Back in King's Landing, the Lannisters are being… well, Lannisters. Jaime is being smug, Cersei is being conniving, and Tyrion is being the only one who seems to have a brain in his head.

They all visited Ned Stark in his cell. The conversation was, predictably, awkward. It's like everyone's dancing around a giant, spiky elephant in the room.

Tyrion, ever the master of understatement, continues to provide the show's best one-liners. He is the silver lining in the frequently bleak cloud that is King's Landing.

Winter is Coming (and So Are Family Reunions)

Up north at Winterfell, Robb Stark is starting to look like a real leader. He's got that whole "brooding and responsible" thing down pat.

He also reunited with his brother Bran, who is sadly crippled and has to be carried around. It's nice to see them together, but the reunion is a bit bittersweet, considering everything that's going on.

Their reunion is a touching moment amidst all the political intrigue and backstabbing. A reminder that even in the darkest of times, family bonds can provide strength.

The Most Awkward Vacation Ever

And then there's Jon Snow at the Wall. He's still brooding, but at least he's got a giant sword to brood with.

The Night's Watch is not exactly Club Med. Think more along the lines of "mandatory overtime in sub-zero temperatures with the constant threat of frozen zombies."

He's starting to question his vows, and that Maester Aemon, who is a total wise old bird, drops a bombshell about his family line and why you should always keep your pants on.

Overall, Episode 7 is all about power plays, family drama, and the growing realization that winter is coming, and it's bringing a whole lot of trouble with it. And maybe some zombies.