Cutting the Cord: My Hilariously Unpopular Guide
Okay, listen up! I'm about to say something controversial. Are you ready? I don't have cable. GASP!
I know, I know. You're picturing me huddled in a dark room, sketching in charcoal, deprived of the joys of House Hunters. Wrong!
Streaming Services: The Obvious Choice (Duh!)
Let's start with the basics. Netflix, Hulu, Disney+. You've heard of them, right? These are your new best friends.
Pick the ones with shows you actually like. Don't get Disney+ just because your neighbor Brenda raves about The Mandalorian if you hate space operas. Trust me on this.
And honestly, sharing accounts is totally fine. Just don't tell Netflix I said that.
The Wild World of Free, Ad-Supported Streaming
Did you know there's a whole world of free streaming services? It's true! Think Tubi, Pluto TV, and The Roku Channel.
Sure, you'll see more ads than a Super Bowl commercial break. But hey, free is free! And some of the content is surprisingly good.
I once binged an entire season of a British baking show on Pluto TV. My standards are clearly not high, but I was entertained!
The Humble Antenna: My Secret Weapon
Prepare to be amazed. You can actually get free TV... over the air! I know, it sounds like something your grandparents did.
But a simple antenna can pull in local channels in glorious HD. News, sports, sitcom reruns – all free! Who knew?
Just aim it towards the nearest city and hope for the best. It's a bit like magic, except with more static.
Borrowing is the New Black
Remember libraries? They still exist! And many of them have DVDs and Blu-rays you can borrow.
It's a fantastic, and totally free, way to catch up on movies and TV shows. Plus, you get to support your local community!
Just don't forget to return them on time. Overdue fees are the enemy.
The "Legality is a Grey Area" Option (Proceed with Caution!)
Okay, I'm not going to endorse anything illegal. But let's just say there are... alternative methods... for watching TV shows.
We're talking about things I wouldn't mention in front of my mother. Use your own judgment. And maybe a VPN.
Don't say I told you to do anything. I value my freedom.
The Unpopular Opinion: Maybe Just... Don't Watch TV?
Here's the truly controversial part. Maybe, just maybe, you don't actually need to watch so much TV. *Gasp!*
I know, I know. Blasphemy! But have you considered reading a book? Learning a new skill? Talking to a real human being?
Okay, I'm going too far. But seriously, maybe cut back a little. You might be surprised at what you discover.
So, There You Have It!
My completely biased and slightly irresponsible guide to watching TV without cable or satellite. Good luck!
And remember, if all else fails, you can always just stare at a wall. It's surprisingly meditative.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go watch a documentary about competitive cheese sculpting on YouTube. Don't judge me!
