Okay, let's talk Apple TV Plus. Everyone seems to want it for free, right? I mean, who actually pays for streaming these days?
Spoiler alert: I'm not entirely convinced anyone does. We're all just masters of the free trial, aren't we?
The Obvious (and Slightly Shady) Methods
Free Trials Forever?
The classic move. New email address? New trial! Rinse and repeat. Don't act like you haven't thought about it.
It requires a level of dedication that I personally admire, but maybe don't have. You're basically creating a whole other persona just to watch Ted Lasso. Respect.
The "Borrowing" Strategy
"Hey, uh, remember that time I helped you move that couch? Maybe I could borrow your Apple TV Plus password for, like, a month?" Just a suggestion.
It’s all about leveraging past favors. Just don't get greedy. A few episodes a week is all you need. You can always ask to "borrow" it again later.
The Family Plan Hustle
Find some "family." Friends, acquaintances, that guy you met at the dog park… technically family, right? Pool your resources for the Apple One bundle.
Suddenly, you have Apple Music, iCloud storage, and Apple TV Plus! Just be prepared to explain why you're suddenly so interested in everyone's lives. "How are the kids, random internet acquaintance?"
The Slightly Less Obvious (But Still Fun) Methods
The Education Discount (Even If You're Not a Student)
Okay, I'm not saying you should pretend to be a student. But, you know, look into it. Maybe a friend of a friend is a student. Just putting it out there.
Sometimes, these things "accidentally" work. Just saying. Don't come crying to me if you get caught. I am not liable.
The "I Just Bought a New Apple Device" Loophole
Did you know buying a new iPhone, iPad, or Mac often comes with a free Apple TV Plus trial? It's practically an excuse to upgrade. Think of it as an investment.
Of course, you have to, you know, *buy* the device. But hey, new tech! Two birds, one stone. You deserve it.
Loyalty Programs and Bundles
Keep an eye out for promotions. Some mobile providers or internet companies offer bundled deals. Free Apple TV Plus could be lurking in plain sight.
Read the fine print though. It’s usually only a short-term deal, but it still gives you time to binge-watch.
My Unpopular Opinion
Here's the thing: Maybe, just maybe, supporting the creators of the shows you love is a good thing? Okay, hear me out!
I know, I know, radical concept. Paying for content. It’s like the Stone Age, but is a relatively inexpensive way to watch good shows.
But hey, if you're still committed to the free route, I won't judge. Good luck, and may your free trials be ever in your favor.
Just remember: Don't tell Apple I told you any of this. Wink, wink.
