So, you want to be on 60 Days In? I get it. The allure is undeniable. It's reality TV gold!
I think we've all pondered it at least once. Maybe while folding laundry. Or during a particularly boring Zoom meeting.
Becoming an Inmate...Voluntarily?
First, ditch the idea of just "signing up." It's not like ordering pizza. You can't just click a button on your phone.
There's no simple 60 Days In application form floating around. Trust me, I've looked. I even checked the dark web. (Just kidding...mostly.)
The Real Secret: Casting Calls and Producers
The key? Casting calls. Keep your eyes peeled. Production companies associated with the show often put them out.
Follow Lucky 8, the production company. Scour their website and social media. This is where you might strike gold.
Think of it like auditioning for a play. You need to impress the casting directors. Show them you've got "the stuff."
What is "the stuff," you ask? Well, that's the million-dollar question. It's a mix of bravery, naiveté, and a desire for...fame?
The Unpopular Opinion: Are You Sure?
Okay, unpopular opinion time. Are you absolutely sure you want to do this? Seriously? Think about it.
Sixty days in jail is, you know, sixty days in jail. It's not a spa vacation. There will be bad food, questionable hygiene, and constant potential for...drama.
Imagine explaining that Thanksgiving dinner. "So, what did you do this year?" "Oh, I spent two months undercover in county lockup!"
Your family might not be thrilled. Your employer probably won't give you a promotion. Just something to consider.
Crafting Your Application: What Makes You Special?
If you're still determined, you'll need a compelling story. Why you? What makes you different from the thousands of other applicants?
Do you have a unique perspective on the criminal justice system? Are you exceptionally good at blending in? Can you make shivs out of spoons?
Okay, maybe don't mention the shiv thing. That might be a red flag.
Highlight your strengths. Emphasize your courage. Show them you're not just in it for the 15 minutes of fame.
Be Prepared for the Long Haul
Getting on 60 Days In is a process. It involves interviews, background checks, and psychological evaluations.
They want to make sure you're not a complete sociopath. (Or, maybe they do? I'm not entirely sure how reality TV works.)
Be patient. Be persistent. And be prepared to answer some very personal questions.
The Reality Check (Another Unpopular Opinion)
One more unpopular opinion: there are easier ways to get famous. Learn to juggle chainsaws. Start a TikTok dance craze. Write a song about your cat.
Spending two months in jail? That's a pretty extreme way to boost your Instagram followers.
But hey, if you're truly passionate about making a difference, and you're willing to risk your freedom to do it, then go for it.
Just remember to pack extra socks. And maybe a good book.
And if you do make it on the show, don't forget to send me an autograph. After you've served your time, of course.
Good luck. You'll need it. I'll be watching from the comfort of my couch...eating popcorn.
Maybe I should apply... Nah! 😉
