So, you want to be a ninja, huh? Trade in the spreadsheets for salmon ladders and the water cooler for the warped wall? Excellent choice! Getting onto American Ninja Warrior is a quest worthy of any hero, and I'm here to tell you it's totally doable.
First Things First: The Application
Think of the application as your epic origin story. This isn’t just filling out a form; it’s about showing the casting directors why you, out of the thousands who apply, deserve a shot at ninja glory.
The application window typically opens a few months before filming, usually in the fall or early winter. Keep an eye on the American Ninja Warrior website and social media for the official announcement, or set up a Google Alert for "American Ninja Warrior application."
Crafting Your Ninja Narrative
This is where you shine! Tell them who you are, but make it exciting! Are you a kindergarten teacher by day and a parkour enthusiast by night? A librarian with a passion for rock climbing? Emphasize your unique quirks and skills.
Don't be afraid to exaggerate *slightly*. Okay, maybe you haven't *actually* wrestled a bear, but if you regularly carry your groceries up five flights of stairs, that's practically the same thing, right? The key is to be memorable and show off your personality.
And remember to tell your story! Explain why you want to be on the show. Are you doing it for your family? To overcome a personal challenge? To prove that librarians *are* secretly the most athletic people on the planet?
The All-Important Video
This is your ninja highlight reel! It's your chance to *show* them, not just tell them, that you're worthy. You want to make something short but very engaging.
Showcase your athleticism, of course. Can you conquer a rope climb? Nail a perfect backflip? Impress them with your skills. But if you don't have access to a ninja gym (who does, really?), don't sweat it!
Get creative! Film yourself doing pull-ups on a tree branch, balancing on a curb, or even just hilariously failing at an obstacle. Enthusiasm and a sense of humor go a long way!
Essential Application Tips
Be yourself. Authenticity is key.
Proofread everything! Spelling errors are the ninjas of the application world – they'll sneak in and sabotage your chances.
Get someone to review your application and video. A fresh pair of eyes can catch things you might have missed.
Training Like a Ninja
While the application is important, you should be in peak physical condition. Start working towards the goal of competing now.
Focus on grip strength. This is crucial. Hang from bars, climb ropes, and squeeze stress balls until your hands beg for mercy. Trust me, your forearms will thank you later.
Work on your upper body strength. Pull-ups, push-ups, and rows will be your best friends.
Don't neglect your legs! Jumping, running, and climbing are all essential for conquering the course.
Find a local ninja gym, rock climbing gym, or parkour facility. These places offer excellent training opportunities.
Embrace the Ninja Spirit
Being a ninja isn't just about physical strength. It's about mental toughness, perseverance, and a never-say-die attitude. Every fall is a lesson.
Watch American Ninja Warrior religiously. Study the course, learn from the successes and failures of other ninjas, and visualize yourself conquering the obstacles.
Most importantly, have fun! Becoming an American Ninja Warrior is a journey, not just a destination. Enjoy the process of pushing yourself, challenging your limits, and becoming the best version of yourself.
Now go out there and get that warped wall!
