How Do You Get On American Ninja Warrior

So, you've been watching American Ninja Warrior, haven't you? And you're thinking, "Hey, I could totally do that!" You're not alone; we ALL think that while sprawled on the couch with a family-size bag of chips.

Well, guess what? You might just be right! Let's break down how you can turn that couch-potato dream into a reality.

Step 1: Become a Ninja (Kinda)

Alright, first things first: you gotta get into some semblance of ninja shape. I'm not saying you need to start scaling buildings like Spider-Man, but a little athleticism goes a long way.

Think pull-ups, grip strength, and the ability to not trip over your own feet while attempting a cartwheel. Seriously, coordination is key!

Train Like a (Modern) Ninja

Luckily, you don't need to join a secret ninja clan in the mountains (though that would be pretty cool). Ninja gyms are popping up everywhere!

These places are basically playgrounds for adults, filled with warped walls, balance beams, and enough obstacles to make your head spin. Find one near you and start swinging!

If ninja gyms are scarce in your area, improvise! Parks with monkey bars are your new best friend. Hit the weight room and focus on upper body and core strength.

Even rock climbing can be a fantastic way to build those crucial grip muscles. Think of it as ninja training with a scenic view!

Step 2: The Application: Tell Your Story!

Okay, you're now a lean, mean, obstacle-conquering machine (or at least working on it). It's application time!

The application process for American Ninja Warrior is part physical prowess, part storytelling. They want to know who you are and why you want to be a ninja.

This is your chance to shine! Don't just say, "I'm strong." Tell them about the time you saved a kitten from a tree while simultaneously juggling flaming torches (okay, maybe tone down the embellishment just a tad).

Video Killed the Application Star

Your application video is HUGE. It's like your ninja resume. Showcase your athletic skills, of course.

But more importantly, let your personality explode! Are you a quirky teacher who loves dressing up as a dinosaur? Are you a firefighter with a heart of gold? Let it show!

Be authentic, be passionate, and most importantly, be YOU! A captivating story can make all the difference.

Step 3: The Waiting Game (and More Training!)

You've submitted your application, poured your heart and soul into your video, and now... you wait. This is where the real test of endurance begins (mentally, at least).

Don't just sit around refreshing your email every five seconds (though, let's be honest, you probably will). Keep training!

Use this time to hone your skills, improve your weaknesses, and maybe even build your own mini-obstacle course in your backyard. (Imagine the bragging rights!)

And remember, even if you don't get selected the first time, don't give up! Many successful ninjas have applied multiple times before getting their shot. Perseverance is key.

Bonus Tip: Embrace the Ninja Spirit!

Being a ninja isn't just about strength and agility; it's about heart, determination, and a healthy dose of craziness. So embrace the challenge, have fun, and never stop believing in yourself.

Who knows, maybe someday soon, we'll be cheering you on as you conquer that warped wall! Now get out there and train like a Ninja Warrior!