How Do You Get On The Wipeout Show

Ever Dream of Dominating the Big Balls? (Or Just Face-Planting Comically?)

Let's be real. You've watched Wipeout. We all have. And a tiny, embarrassing part of you thought, "Hey, I could probably do that!" Or at least, "I'd be hilarious failing."

So, how do you actually get on the show? Is it all athletic prowess and superhuman balance? Spoiler alert: probably not.

Step 1: Convince Yourself You're Ready for Humiliation

Okay, "step" might be an overstatement. This is more of a prerequisite. Seriously, Wipeout is built on glorious, epic fails.

If you're the kind of person who gets mortified tripping over air, this might not be for you. Consider competitive origami instead. Much less potential for public embarrassment.

That being said, embrace the silliness! Wipeout loves contestants who are willing to laugh at themselves (and each other).

Step 2: The Application Abyss

Here's the not-so-secret secret: you apply! Shocking, I know. Head over to the casting website (usually associated with the production company) and prepare to bare your soul. Sort of.

They want to know about you. Your hobbies. Your biggest fears (besides giant, inflatable obstacles). Your unique, quirky personality.

Unpopular opinion: I think they secretly prefer people with ridiculously exaggerated personalities. Subtlety? Not on Wipeout.

Step 3: The Video Audition: Your Chance to Shine (or Flail)

This is where the magic (or mayhem) happens. You'll need to submit a video. Think of it as your personal highlight reel of awkwardness.

Don't just stand there and say, "I'm good at Wipeout." Show them! Jump over things. Fall down dramatically. Tell a funny story while attempting a cartwheel.

Pro-tip: good lighting helps. Also, maybe don't wear white. Mud stains are not a good look, even on Wipeout.

Step 4: The Waiting Game (and the Existential Dread)

You've applied. You've submitted your video masterpiece. Now comes the hard part: waiting.

This could take weeks, months, possibly even years. (Okay, maybe not years. But it feels like it.) Try not to constantly refresh your email.

Instead, use this time to practice your balance. Or, you know, watch more Wipeout. For research, of course.

Step 5: The Call! (Maybe)

If you're lucky (or ridiculously charismatic), you might get a call! This is the real deal. Prepare for interviews, background checks, and possibly a physical assessment.

Don't lie about your fitness level. They'll find out the second you face the Sucker Punch Wall. Trust me.

And remember to stay positive! Even if you don't make it this time, there's always next season. Or, you know, YouTube.