So, you want to be a Ninja Warrior, huh? You dream of conquering Mount Midoriyama and hearing the roar of the crowd as you smash that buzzer. I get it. Who wouldn't?
The good news is, signing up is actually easier than sticking the landing on a warped wall after a salmon ladder! Let's break it down, ninja-style.
Step 1: Are You Even Eligible? (A Reality Check... Kinda)
First, gotta make sure you're playing by the rules. Are you at least 19 years old by the first day of qualifying? If you are younger, better start training for when you are old enough!
Also, are you a U.S. citizen or have permission to work in the U.S.? This isn't *international* ninja warrior (yet!).
If you answered yes to both, congratulations! You're officially on the path to ninja glory!
Step 2: The Application - Time to Brag (Humbly, Of Course)
Now comes the part where you convince the casting gods that you're worthy. The application is your ninja resume, your highlight reel, your chance to shine brighter than a freshly polished salmon ladder.
When it's open (usually sometime in the fall), you will go to the NBC website, and fill out the application to be on American Ninja Warrior.
They'll ask about your fitness background. Don't be shy! If you can climb a rope faster than a squirrel on caffeine, say so!
Do you run marathons? Crush CrossFit workouts? Maybe you're a competitive rock climber? All good stuff. Sell it, baby!
The Video - Your Ninja Masterpiece
But wait, there's more! The written application is just the beginning. The *real* magic happens in the video.
This is your chance to showcase your personality and your skills. This is where you prove you're not just a strong body, but a ninja with heart, humor, and maybe just a touch of crazy.
Don't just stand there flexing (unless you're *really* good at it). Show them your skills! Do you have a homemade obstacle course in your backyard? Show it off!
Can you do a crazy impressive amount of pull-ups? Get that on camera! Are you surprisingly good at balancing on a slackline? Film it!
Most importantly, be yourself! Let your personality shine through. Are you funny? Quirky? Inspirational? Show it! They want to see who you *really* are.
Don't have an obstacle course? No problem! Get creative! Film yourself doing parkour in your local park (safely, of course!). Show them you're agile, determined, and ready for anything.
Step 3: The Waiting Game (Prepare to Obsessively Check Your Email)
Okay, you've submitted your application and your video. Now comes the hard part: waiting. This is where patience becomes your greatest weapon.
Imagine yourself as a ninja, meditating atop Mount Midoriyama, calmly waiting for the opportune moment to strike...or, you know, just checking your email every five minutes.
If you get the call, CONGRATULATIONS! You're one step closer to becoming an American Ninja Warrior! Time to pack your bags, practice your victory dance, and prepare for the challenge of a lifetime.
Even if you don't get selected this time around, don't give up! Keep training, keep improving, and keep applying. Remember, even the greatest ninjas face setbacks. It's all about perseverance!
And hey, even if you never make it on the show, you'll be in incredible shape and have a killer set of skills to impress your friends and family. That's a win in my book!
Now go out there and conquer those obstacles, my friend! The world needs more ninjas! Good luck!
