Okay, let's talk hockey. Specifically, how long is a darn hockey game? Officially? They say it's 60 minutes. Sixty glorious minutes of ice-skating, stick-smacking action.
But here's my (possibly unpopular) opinion: it's way longer. Like, significantly longer.
The Official Story (and Why It's a Lie)
So, 60 minutes. Three periods of 20 minutes each. Seems simple, right? Wrong!
Because nobody, and I mean nobody, actually times the game perfectly. Plus, there's the stoppages.
These stoppages are like little breaks strategically placed to torture fans, or maybe just allow for really long commercials. We'll never truly know. Either way, they contribute to the total game length.
Intermission Intermission
Don't forget the intermissions! Two beautiful breaks between periods. They usually last about 15-20 minutes each.
Perfect for grabbing a (highly overpriced) beer and debating whether Sidney Crosby is truly a hockey god, or merely *very* talented. These breaks adds up to about 30 to 40 mins!
These intermissions adds substantial to the total game length. Which makes people watching the game spend more time. This might or might not be an intentional trick!
The Clock Stops! (A Lot.)
Here's where things get really… interesting. The clock stops. All the time. Seriously.
A player sneezes? Clock stops. Someone looks at the referee funny? Clock stops. Puck goes out of play? Oh, you better believe the clock stops. This is a feature, not a bug.
Penalties? Clock stops. Goals? Clock stops for celebration. I'm pretty sure the clock stops when the Zamboni driver even *thinks* about getting ready. It's constant!
All these clock stoppages adds significant to the total game length. A hockey game that has a lot of stoppages, can reach over 3 hours.
So, How Long *Is* a Hockey Game, Really?
In reality? Expect to block out a good 2.5 to 3 hours. Minimum. I'm not kidding.
Between the actual playing time, the intermissions, and the constant stopping and starting, you're in it for the long haul. Prepare yourself.
Especially if your team is playing in overtime, because that's another matter entirely. (Don't even get me started on playoff overtime!)
Speaking of overtime, that is another situation where you may even need more time. So buckle up and prepare yourself.
Playoff Hockey: A Different Beast
Playoff hockey is like regular hockey, but amplified. Everything is more intense, more dramatic, and, yes, even longer.
The stakes are higher, the penalties are more frequent, and the celebrations are even more… enthusiastic. All of which means more clock stoppages.
And don't even mention the possibility of multiple overtimes. Those games can stretch on for what feels like an eternity. I once watched a game that ended after midnight! And I had work the next day.
Playoff games are like rollercoasters. It has its ups and downs. Prepare for the worst, and hope for the best!
My Final (Probably Controversial) Thought
I'm not saying I *hate* the length of hockey games. Okay, maybe a little. I mean, three hours is a long time to sit still, especially when half of it is spent watching commercials.
But hey, at least I can grab some popcorn. Also I get to see Connor McDavid doing his thing!
But let's be honest: if they could speed things up a little, I wouldn't complain. Maybe fewer stoppages? Shorter intermissions? Or, you know, just let Wayne Gretzky coach every team and watch the goals rain down. Just a thought.
Or maybe not. What do I know? I'm just a fan with a slightly too-long attention span and a strong dislike of overpriced stadium beer. Either way, Go [Insert Your Team Here]! And may your games be exciting (but not *too* long).
