Okay, let's talk Big Fat Greek Weddings. How many are there, really? I mean, officially, there are three movies. But unofficially? It feels like a million.
The Official Count
We all know the first one. It was a HUGE hit. My Big Fat Greek Wedding was everywhere. And everyone's aunt loved it.
Then came My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2. It wasn't quite as big, but hey, sequels happen. More family drama, more feta.
And then, surprisingly, *My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3*. Did we need it? That's debatable.
The "Unofficial" Weddings
But here's my unpopular opinion: every Greek wedding is a "Big Fat Greek Wedding." Even if it's a small one.
There's always that one uncle. You know, the one who tells inappropriate jokes. And someone's definitely related to someone famous (at least, in Greece).
The food? Endless. Seriously, endless. You think you're done? Nope. Here's more pastitsio.
The Relatives: A Comedy Show
The relatives are the real stars. They're loud. They're opinionated. And they think they know best.
They'll pinch your cheeks. They'll ask about your love life. Even if you're eight years old.
Prepare for unsolicited advice. It's part of the package. Embrace the chaos.
The Dancing: Opa!
The dancing is legendary. Plate smashing is optional (but encouraged). Just try not to cut yourself.
Everyone gets pulled onto the dance floor. Even if they have two left feet. It's a celebration, not a competition.
Don't be surprised if you learn a new dance move. Or invent one. Spontaneity is key.
So, How Many?
So, back to the original question. How many Big Fat Greek Weddings are there?
Officially, three. Culturally? As many as there are Greek families. Which is a LOT.
Maybe that's why the movies resonate. They tap into something real. The beautiful, chaotic reality of family.
Think about it: Isn't your family a little bit crazy? A little bit over-the-top?
Probably. Mine too. So next time you're at a wedding, any wedding, remember: it might just be a Big Fat Greek Wedding in disguise.
Just keep an eye out for the plate smashing. And prepare to dance. Opa!
Maybe we should all just embrace the "Big Fat" part of life. The loud, the messy, the loving.
After all, what's life without a little bit of feta and family drama?
