Okay, let's talk about something *super* important: Attack on Titan Season 4 Part 2. Specifically, how many episodes it freaking has.
Because honestly? Keeping track of these season splits is harder than dodging a Titan's grab. Seriously, my brain hurts.
So, How Many Episodes Are We Talking?
Ready for the answer? Season 4 Part 2 has 12 episodes. Twelve glorious, heartbreaking, action-packed episodes.
But wait! Don't go celebrating just yet. That's where things get...confusing.
The Endless Season of Our Discontent
See, the problem isn't just the number of episodes. It's the fact that it *feels* like Attack on Titan Season 4 has been going on since the dawn of time.
Part 1, Part 2, the Final Season...Part 3? It's like they're deliberately trying to mess with us.
And honestly, it's kind of working. I'm starting to think Eren is less of a villain and more of a metaphor for the streaming era's endless content cycle.
My (Probably Unpopular) Opinion
Here's the thing. I love Attack on Titan. I really do. But this splitting-the-final-season-into-multiple-parts thing? I'm not a fan.
Don't get me wrong, more AoT is generally a good thing. But the constant waiting? The endless speculation? It's exhausting!
It feels less like a satisfying conclusion and more like a marketing strategy to keep the hype train chugging along. *Choo choo* goes the angst!
Is It Worth It Though?
Despite my gripes, I gotta admit, Season 4 Part 2 delivered some seriously epic moments.
The battles were insane. The character development was...well, it was something. And the plot twists? Let's just say my jaw spent most of its time on the floor.
So, yeah, even though the wait was agonizing, it was probably worth it. Mostly.
But Wait, There's More! (Of Course There Is)
Of course, even after the twelve episodes of Season 4 Part 2, the story wasn't quite finished. Cue: Attack on Titan: The Final Season Part 3.
Divided into two parts. Because why not? Let's just embrace the chaos.
I'm not even going to try to predict how many episodes *that* will be. My brain can't handle any more numbers.
In Conclusion: Embrace the Absurdity
So, to recap: Attack on Titan Season 4 Part 2 has 12 episodes. But the whole thing is a wild ride.
Just accept the fact that the final season is longer than Eren's hair (when he had hair, anyway), and enjoy the ride.
After all, at least we're all suffering together. Right?
And remember: "Shinzou wo Sasageyo!" ...Until the next season. Or part of a season. Or special. Whatever.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go lie down and try to make sense of it all. Wish me luck!