Okay, let's talk Attack on Titan. More specifically, how many episodes were in that Part 2 thing? Seriously, I'm still confused.
Wait, Was It *Really* "Part 2"?
I mean, come on! Was it just me, or did it feel like they were constantly splitting this season into a million pieces? We had Part 1, then Part 2… was there a Part 2.5 hiding somewhere?
The Great Episode Count Caper
So, Attack on Titan: The Final Season Part 2… allegedly had 12 episodes. Twelve! That's like, a solid Netflix binge on a rainy afternoon.
But here's my unpopular opinion: it felt way longer. Like, Game of Thrones Season 8 longer.
Is It Just Me, Or...?
Maybe it's the sheer emotional rollercoaster this anime puts us through. Every episode feels like a year. My heart rate hasn't been normal since season one!
Seriously, I age a decade every time Eren Yeager does something questionable. Which, let's be honest, is pretty much every other episode.
The Pacing Paradox
Here's the thing: sometimes the pacing was lightning fast. Other times? Slower than molasses in January. Did anyone else feel this way?
One minute, titans are chomping on people. The next, we're having deep philosophical discussions about the meaning of freedom. Talk about whiplash!
My Bold Proposition: Time Dilation!
I'm convinced time works differently in the Attack on Titan universe. That's the only explanation for why 12 episodes felt like 120.
Think about it! We're dealing with existential dread, world-ending stakes, and characters making decisions that make zero sense. All that mental processing takes time, right?
The *True* Episode Count: It's Complicated
So, while technically Attack on Titan: The Final Season Part 2 had 12 episodes, I'm gonna argue that emotionally, mentally, and spiritually, it had at least 50.
Don't even get me started on the "Final Chapters" that followed. Final, final, *final*? I've lost count of how many times they've said that.
At this point, I’m waiting for Attack on Titan: The Final Season Part 2: The Director's Cut: The Extended Edition: The Remix. I'm only half-kidding.
In Conclusion: We Need a Support Group
Ultimately, whether it was 12 episodes or 1,000, Attack on Titan left a mark. A big, titan-sized, emotional mark.
So, to all my fellow fans who also feel like they aged a lifetime during Part 2, I see you. I feel you. Let's start a support group.
We can all sit around and debate whether Eren was a hero or a villain. And, of course, argue about how many episodes were *really* in Part 2. Because, let's be honest, we'll never agree.
"Shinzou wo Sasageyo!"And remember to hydrate!