Okay, so you're hooked on The Gilded Age, right? Of course you are! Who isn't obsessed with the ridiculously lavish sets, the scandalous whispers, and the dresses that probably weigh more than my car?
You're probably wondering, in a state of delightful suspense and maybe a tiny bit of panic (because what are you going to *do* when it's over?!), how many episodes you have left to devour in season one.
Ready for the Reveal?
Drumroll, please! (Imagine a dramatic, over-the-top, 1880s drumroll here).
The Gilded Age Season 1 consists of a perfectly respectable, thoroughly binge-able 9 episodes. Yes, you read that right! Nine glorious hours of old money clashing with new, social climbers, and enough diamonds to blind a small nation.
Nine Episodes? Is That Enough?
Well, is a mountain of perfectly frosted cupcakes enough? Is a closet overflowing with designer shoes enough? Probably not, but it's a fantastic start!
Nine episodes is enough to get seriously invested in the characters. You'll be choosing sides, shipping couples (even the ones you *know* are disastrous), and gasping dramatically at every plot twist.
By the end, you'll feel like you *know* Mrs. Astor personally. You might even start referring to your living room as a "drawing room." Don't worry, we've all been there.
Sure, we all wish there were 90 episodes. Imagine the hats! But nine is a good, solid number for a first season. It's enough to establish the world, introduce the key players, and leave you begging for more.
What to Expect in Those Nine Episodes
Think of each episode as a delicious slice of a ridiculously ornate, multi-layered cake. Each one building upon the last.
Expect grand balls, shocking secrets, and enough societal shade to block out the sun. Marian will find her footing (or stumble hilariously trying). Agnes van Rhijn will deliver enough withering stares to curdle milk. And Bertha Russell will stop at *nothing* to conquer New York society.
You’ll see alliances form and crumble, hearts break, and fortunes rise and fall. It's a rollercoaster of drama, all set against the backdrop of stunning mansions and breathtaking costumes. What's not to love?
Make the Most of Those Nine Episodes
Since you only have nine episodes to savor, it's important to watch them properly. Dim the lights, pour yourself a fancy beverage (sparkling cider works just fine!), and maybe even wear your most extravagant outfit (pajamas are perfectly acceptable).
Most importantly, get ready to be completely transported to another time. You can almost hear the clatter of carriages on cobblestone streets. You might find yourself starting to talk like it's 1882.
And, when you reach the end of episode nine, don't despair! Remember, there's always Season Two to look forward to, which means more drama, more dresses, and more delicious glimpses into the lives of the ridiculously wealthy.
Now Go Forth and Binge!
So, there you have it: nine episodes of pure, unadulterated Gilded Age goodness. Now, go forth and watch! Immerse yourself in the world of the Russells and the van Rhijns.
Just don't be surprised if you suddenly develop an insatiable craving for lobster Newberg and start referring to everyone as "my dear." Happy viewing!
