Attack on Titan Season 4: Will It Ever End?!
Okay, let's be real. We've all been there. Staring at the screen, another episode of Attack on Titan credits rolling. A single thought screams in our minds: How many more?!
Season 4 has been…a journey. A long, winding, titan-filled, emotionally-wrecking journey. Seriously, my therapist knows Eren Yeager by name at this point.
The Great Episode Guessing Game
Remember when we thought part 1 was the end? Ah, sweet summer children. We were so naive. Then part 2 arrived, bringing even more twists and turns.
Suddenly, "Final Season" became a running joke. Like a bad pun your uncle keeps repeating at every family gathering. You laugh politely, but inside, you're screaming.
And now? Now we have "The Final Chapters." Chapters plural! Is this a book series disguised as an anime?
My Wild, Unpopular Opinion
Here's my potentially controversial take: It doesn't matter how many episodes there are! Honestly, I've stopped counting. I’m just strapped in for the ride.
Because let's face it, even if they announced Attack on Titan: The Next Generation, I'd still watch. I'm too invested! It’s like a messy breakup; you know it’s bad for you, but you can't look away.
I mean, who am I kidding? I’d watch Eren brush his teeth for twenty minutes straight if they put it on Crunchyroll. Don't judge me.
So, How Many *Actually* Are There?
Okay, fine, let's get down to brass tacks. We've had a bunch already. Parts 1 and 2, then the "Final Chapters" promised… well, finality.
But with MAPPA constantly surprising us, predictions are futile. It's like trying to predict the weather using a potato. Possible? Maybe. Reliable? Absolutely not.
I’m pretty sure they are just making it up as they go. Isayama is probably laughing maniacally from his lair, sipping tea and plotting more emotional damage.
The Endless Cycle
The truth is, we're stuck in an endless cycle. We crave answers. We demand a conclusion. Then, we secretly hope it never ends.
Because when it’s over, what do we do? Start a support group for emotionally scarred Attack on Titan fans? Probably.
So, embrace the chaos! Accept the uncertainty! Just keep watching, keep theorizing, and keep yelling at your TV screen. We're all in this Titan-sized mess together.
My Final (Maybe?) Thoughts
Whether it's two more episodes, twenty more, or a surprise movie trilogy, I’ll be there. Popcorn in hand, tissues at the ready. Prepared to question all my life choices.
Because, deep down, we all know this is more than just an anime. It's an experience. A bizarre, beautiful, heartbreaking experience. And I wouldn't trade it for anything.
Unless, you know, they offer me a lifetime supply of survey corps cloaks. Then, maybe.