Only Murders: How Long Can This Party Last?
Okay, let's be real. We all love Only Murders in the Building. It's got Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez! What's not to love?
But a nagging question keeps popping up. How many seasons can this show actually run?
The Murder Mystery Machine
Each season brings a new murder. A new set of quirky suspects. A whole lot of Upper West Side chaos.
But how long can they keep finding dead bodies in the Arconia? It's starting to feel a bit…excessive, right?
I mean, wouldn't building management start demanding a *serious* background check on new tenants? Or maybe invest in some better security?
My Unpopular Opinion: Less is More
Here's where I might lose some of you. I think Only Murders should wrap things up sooner rather than later.
Don't get me wrong. I adore Mabel, Charles, and Oliver. I just don't want the show to overstay its welcome.
Think about it. Some of the best shows knew when to quit. *The Office* (US) maybe went on a *tad* too long, didn't it?
The Risk of Running on Empty
The danger is clear. The writers might start struggling for fresh ideas. We could end up with increasingly convoluted plots.
Imagine a murder involving a stolen parrot, a rogue mime, and a competitive pickleball league. Sounds... exhausting?
The charm of Only Murders is its cleverness. It's its witty dialogue and believable-ish characters. We don't want to see that fade.
The Sweet Spot: Five Seasons?
My totally unofficial, completely subjective prediction? Five seasons feels right.
That gives the writers enough time to tell a few more compelling stories. To develop the characters even further.
And, crucially, to give the show a satisfying ending. Before it jumps the shark…or, you know, gets pushed down an elevator shaft.
What Happens After the Arconia?
Another thought: what if they moved the podcast? New city, new building, new murders!
Nah, that's probably a terrible idea. The Arconia *is* a character in itself. It's part of the show's DNA.
Plus, can you imagine trying to find another building with as many eccentric residents? It just wouldn't be the same.
So, What's the Verdict?
Ultimately, the number of seasons is up to the creators. And Hulu, of course.
But I'm hoping they prioritize quality over quantity. Let's keep Only Murders in the Building a sharp, funny gem.
Let's not turn it into a drawn-out, predictable slog. Please? For the love of Theo Dimas!
A Plea to the Showrunners
Listen, I'm just a fan with an opinion. A very strong opinion, perhaps.
But I truly believe that knowing when to say goodbye is a sign of genius.
So, let's raise a glass (of Gut Milk, naturally) to a brilliant show. And hope it ends on a high note, whenever that may be.
One last thing. Maybe, just maybe, the real treasure was the friends we made along the way… while solving murders.
