How Many Times Has Martin Short Hosted Snl

So, Martin Short. Genius, right? We all agree. But the burning question on everyone’s mind (probably not) is: how many times has he actually graced the SNL stage as host?

The Official Count (Spoiler: It's Not Enough)

Okay, drumroll please... Martin Short has hosted Saturday Night Live a grand total of 3 times. Three! I know, I’m just as shocked as you are.

Honestly, that feels criminal. It should be at least...ten. A hundred? Is that too much? I think not.

The First Go-Around: A Classic

His first hosting gig was way back in 1984. Think shoulder pads and big hair. A simpler time.

He was already a comedy icon thanks to SCTV. The sketches were probably pure gold. (I'll assume, I wasn't born yet. )

Round Two: More Comedy Gold?

Then, he returned in 1996. A whole twelve years later!

The 90s were... well, the 90s. I'm sure he slayed. I was preoccupied with Beanie Babies at the time.

The Triumphant Return (Finally!)

And finally, in 2012, he hosted again. We had been deprived for way too long.

The world rejoiced! Birds sang! Or maybe that was just me. 2012 was a good year for comedy.

My Unpopular Opinion (Prepare Yourselves)

Here's where I might ruffle some feathers. Ready?

Three times hosting SNL just isn't enough for Martin Short. He's a comedic treasure!

Some people are SNL hosts, some are made to be a part of the cast. I am making an argument for the latter.

I feel strongly about that. Okay, maybe not strongly, but you get my point.

Why Three Is a Tragedy

Think of all the characters he could've brought to life! The impressions he could've perfected! The musical numbers he could've... well, you get it.

He's got that rare comedic magic. The kind that makes you snort-laugh into your coffee.

Jiminy Glick alone deserves a dedicated SNL recurring segment. Someone call Lorne Michaels!

The Dream Scenario (Let's Manifest This)

Picture this: Martin Short hosting SNL every other year. Or every year! I'm flexible.

He could bring back old favorites or invent brand new, equally hilarious characters.

Ratings would skyrocket. Critics would rave. The world would be a better place. (Okay, maybe I'm exaggerating. But only slightly.)

In Conclusion: More Martin Short, Please!

So, yes, Martin Short has only hosted SNL three times. It is what it is.

But in my humble, comedic opinion, that’s a comedic crime. A travesty, even!

Let's start a petition. #MoreMartinShortOnSNL. Who's with me?