How To Farm Dragon Balls In Xenoverse 2

Alright, listen up, aspiring Super Saiyans! Let's talk Dragon Balls. Farming them can feel like pulling teeth. But fear not! I'm here to share my *totally* valid (and maybe slightly controversial) method.

The Great PQ Grind

First, the obvious: Parallel Quests (PQs). PQ 4, "Namekian Explosion," is a popular choice. Everyone says it's the fastest. Is it, though?

Honestly, I find it kinda boring. Fighting Nail over and over? Yawn. There has to be a better way, right?

My "Unpopular" Farming Opinion

Here's where some might disagree. I prefer PQ 23, "Majin Menace." Yes, it's longer.

But hear me out! It's less repetitive. Plus, you get to beat up some Majin Buus. Who *doesn't* love punching Buu?

Okay, maybe some people. But I find it more engaging. That makes the grind less painful.

Team Composition Matters (Sort Of)

Bringing the right team helps. Or, you know, pretend it does. I usually grab Krillin.

Krillin is like a lucky charm. No, seriously, he isn't much help. But he's Krillin! I just like having him around.

And Yamcha, because someone has to get blasted into a crater. Sorry, Yamcha. We still love you. Mostly.

The RNG Gods Are Cruel

Now, about that darn RNG (Random Number Generator). It's the true villain of Xenoverse 2. Prepare for disappointment.

You can beat the PQ perfectly. Get a Z rank. Still no Dragon Ball. The struggle is real!

Don't give up! Persistence is key. Channel your inner Goku.

The "Expert Mission" Escape

Let's be real. Sometimes you just need a break. Expert Missions can offer a respite. Plus, potential rewards!

EM 17, "Great Ape Festival," is decent. It's chaotic. Giant apes are fun to pummel. What's not to love?

It's not the fastest method, but a change of pace does wonders. Prevents you from screaming at your TV. Possibly.

The Ultimate (Maybe Not) Dragon Ball Strategy

My foolproof (ish) method? Mix it up. Rotate between PQs and Expert Missions.

Bring Krillin for moral support. Wear your favorite Goku Gi. And most importantly? Have fun!

Because if you're not enjoying the game, what's the point? Even if you *never* get those Dragon Balls!

A Word of Caution (Probably Ignored)

Don't spend all your waking hours farming. Remember to eat. Sleep. Maybe even talk to real people.

Okay, okay, just kidding! Who needs sleep when you have Dragon Balls to collect? (Please sleep).

Good luck, and may the RNG be ever in your favor! May the force be with you? Something like that.

My Totally Sane Farming Ritual

Okay, so, I have a little ritual. Before I start a long farming session, I do a little dance.

I know, I know, sounds crazy. But hear me out, I do the fusion dance from Dragon Ball Z alone in my room, then I do the running man.

Hey, it can't hurt, right? Maybe it appeases the RNG gods.

In Conclusion (Finally!)

So, there you have it. My (possibly insane) guide to farming Dragon Balls. Take it with a grain of salt.

Experiment. Find what works for you. And remember, the real Dragon Balls were the friends you made along the way. (Nah, I'm kidding. Get those balls!).

Happy hunting!