Okay, let's talk about getting Zarude on the Isle of Armor. It's like everyone's got this super complicated plan. My approach? Well, it's a bit…different.
My Unpopular Opinion: Zarude Ain't THAT Hard
Look, I'm just gonna say it. Getting Zarude wasn't some Herculean task. Maybe I got lucky, maybe everyone else is overthinking it. Probably both.
Step 1: Time Travel (Sort Of)
First things first, fire up your Nintendo Switch. Now, I'm not advocating actual time travel. But... have you *heard* of changing the system date?
Yep. It's the oldest trick in the book. Just a quick jaunt into your system settings, a few taps, and *bam*.
Step 2: Embrace the Newsletter
Remember those Pokemon Trainer Club emails you signed up for and immediately forgot about? Yeah, those.
Dig through your inbox. You know, where all the important stuff like promotional offers and spam live. Hopefully, there's a Zarude code in there.
Step 3: The Code Redemption Dance
Found the code? Great! Now, the real fun begins. It's time to boot up your game.
Go to the Mystery Gift option. Input that glorious code. Cross your fingers and pray to Arceus.
Step 4: Accept Your Destiny
If all goes according to plan (and let's be honest, sometimes it doesn't), you'll have a delivery person waiting for you at a Pokemon Center.
Talk to them, accept your furry friend. Bask in the glory of obtaining Zarude. You did it! (Maybe.)
The "Maybe" Clause
Okay, full disclosure. This method assumes a few things. Like, you actually *got* a code. And that code hasn't expired.
I know, I know. Life is unfair. But hey, at least you tried? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Alternative Routes (For the Code-less)
So, you're code-less and feeling defeated? Don't despair! There are other options, albeit potentially morally questionable ones.
Option A: The Art of the Trade
The internet is a vast and wild place. Someone out there *probably* has a spare Zarude. Be prepared to offer something valuable in return.
Maybe that shiny Magikarp you've been hoarding? Just a thought. (I'm kidding… mostly.)
Option B: Beg, Borrow, or...Well, Not Steal
Do you have generous friends? Friends who are willing to part with their precious Zarude? Time to butter them up!
Bake them cookies. Offer to clean their apartment. Promise them your firstborn. Whatever it takes! (Okay, maybe not the firstborn.)
My Final Thoughts (And More Unpopular Opinions)
Honestly? I think Zarude is a little overrated. Yes, he's cool. Yes, he's powerful. But is he *worth* all this hassle?
Maybe. Maybe not. It really depends on how much you want a virtual monkey in your video game. (No judgment, I swear.)
At the end of the day, getting Zarude is a bit of a lottery. Good luck, have fun, and remember: there are plenty of other awesome Pokemon out there!
...and always remember to check your spam folder!
