So, You're Stuck Outside Broncos Country?
Let's face it. Being a Broncos fan is a lifestyle. It's not just a Sunday thing.
But what happens when you’re trapped… I mean, *living* outside of Denver?
The Official Routes (That May Not Be Ideal)
There's always the "official" way. These are the grown-up, responsible options.
Consider NFL Sunday Ticket. It's like a golden ticket... if your budget allows it.
Some streaming services offer live games too. Just make sure the Broncos are actually playing on them.
The Unofficial Routes (My Personal Favorites)
Now, let’s talk about the fun stuff. These are the options for the adventurous fan.
First, find your fellow exiled Broncos fans. Misery loves company, and football is more fun with friends.
A local sports bar might be your savior. Convince them to put the Broncos game on. Peer pressure is your friend!
The VPN Tango
Ah, the world of VPNs. I’m not saying you *should* use one.
But if you did, you could theoretically access streaming services that are only available in Denver.
Just remember to read the terms and conditions. And maybe wear a disguise… just kidding!
Embrace the Radio Broadcast
Sometimes, the simplest solution is the best. Remember the radio?
Find a streaming radio broadcast of the game. It's like being transported back in time.
Plus, you can do chores while listening! Multitasking at its finest.
Befriend Someone with Cable (Seriously)
Know anyone who still has cable? Become their best friend. Offer to do their dishes, walk their dog, anything!
Then, strategically "visit" during game time. Blame traffic if you’re late, or just move in.
Consider it a long-term investment in your sanity. And your Broncos fandom.
The "Wait Until Monday" Strategy
Okay, this is my least favorite. But it's an option.
Avoid all social media and human contact. Then, watch the condensed game version on Monday.
It's like eating a day-old pizza. Still pizza, but not quite the same.
My Unpopular Opinion (Prepare Yourself)
Here it comes… are you ready?
Maybe… just maybe… missing a game or two isn't the end of the world. *Gasp!*
I know, I know. Blasphemy! But hear me out.
Sometimes, life gets in the way. And that's okay. The Broncos will still be there next week.
Go outside, spend time with loved ones, maybe even learn a new hobby. Just don't tell anyone I said that.
Okay, I'm taking that back. Go Broncos!
