Okay, Let's Talk About Rick and Morty (Again)
So, another season of Rick and Morty is upon us. Are you ready? Probably not, because figuring out how to watch it can feel like navigating interdimensional cable after a few too many Fleeb juice.
Don't worry, I'm here to help, kinda. Buckle up, buttercup.
The "Official" Way (and Why It Might Make You Groan)
Adult Swim is the "official" home of Rick and Morty. This usually means cable (gasp!) or their website/app.
But let's be honest: who still has cable? Is it 1995 again?
And the app? Well, it's... an app. Enough said.
Streaming Services: Your (Potential) Savior
Hulu often has new episodes the day after they air. This is a decent option if you're already subscribed.
Other streaming services like YouTube TV or Sling TV carry Adult Swim. But these often come with complicated packages and hidden fees.
Frankly, choosing a streaming service feels like choosing which dimension to accidentally teleport to. Good luck with that.
The Unpopular (But Maybe Correct) Opinion
Here's where I get controversial: wait. Just wait.
Hear me out! Binge-watching the whole season at once is vastly superior. No agonizing week-long waits. No avoiding spoilers like a plague.
Plus, you avoid the initial hype. Less pressure, more pickle Rick.
Embrace the Digital Age (Responsibly, Of Course)
I'm not going to tell you what to do (mostly). But the internet is a vast and mysterious place. Proceed with caution.
Use a VPN! Protect yourself from prying eyes. I'm kidding... mostly.
Just remember: whatever you do, don't download a virus pretending to be season 10. Trust me on this one.
The Friend Zone (and Shared Accounts)
Got a friend with a Hulu account? Become their best friend. Offer them emotional support. Bake them cookies.
Sharing is caring, especially when it comes to avoiding subscription fees. Just don't tell them I told you to do this.
Seriously, though, offer to split the bill at least. Be a good friend, not a Jerry.
The Ultimate Decision: How Much Do You *Really* Want to See It?
Ultimately, how you watch Rick and Morty depends on your level of dedication. Are you a die-hard fan who needs it ASAP?
Or are you a more casual viewer who's willing to wait for the dust to settle?
There's no wrong answer (except maybe paying full price for cable in 2024). Choose wisely, my friends. And get schwifty!
Bonus Tip: Avoid Social Media (At Least Initially)
Spoilers are EVERYWHERE. Seriously, the internet is a minefield of plot twists and shocking reveals.
Mute keywords. Unfollow accounts. Live under a rock if necessary. Your sanity (and enjoyment) will thank you.
Good luck, and may the Schwartz be with you (wait, wrong show).