Is Snake Eyes Going To Be On Hbo Max

Snake Eyes: HBO Max's Missing Ninja?

Let's talk Snake Eyes. Remember that ninja flick? Did anyone else spend weeks wondering when, or if, it would slither onto HBO Max?

We all know HBO Max is a streaming goldmine. But sometimes, it feels like they are playing hide-and-seek with their movies.

Seriously, where *is* Snake Eyes? I've checked HBO Max more times than I’ve checked my bank account. And trust me, that's saying something.

Maybe it’s lurking in the shadows, ready to strike. Or maybe...it's just not there.

I know, I know. You can probably rent or buy it somewhere. But the *point* of having a subscription is to avoid *more* expenses!

Here’s my hot take. I don't think Snake Eyes *needs* to be on HBO Max. Gasp!

Before you throw ninja stars at me, hear me out. The movie... well, it wasn’t exactly a critical darling, was it?

It had ninjas, swords, and explosions. But something felt...off. Like a perfectly cooked steak that was missing salt.

Streaming services often bank on nostalgia. Or the hope that something *looks* good enough to watch on a boring Tuesday.

But do we *really* need every slightly-above-average action movie cluttering up the interface? I'm just asking the real questions here.

HBO Max is already overflowing with great content. Think *Succession*, *The Last of Us*, and a whole host of brilliant documentaries.

Look, I appreciate ninjas as much as the next person. But maybe, just maybe, Snake Eyes is better left to gather dust on a digital shelf.

There are plenty of other amazing movies and series begging for our attention. Let's give them a chance to shine!

Instead of lamenting the absence of Snake Eyes, let’s explore the HBO Max library. You might find a hidden gem.

So, is Snake Eyes on HBO Max? Probably not. And honestly? I'm okay with it.

"Sometimes, less is more."

Maybe the next G.I. Joe movie will be a streaming hit. But until then, I'm happy with the current lineup on HBO Max.

And hey, if you *really* want to see Snake Eyes, there are other ways. But don't blame me if you're slightly underwhelmed. Just sayin'!