Okay, let's talk about the elephant in the room. Or, maybe the reality TV star in the streaming jungle. Is the new Kardashian show actually on Disney Plus?
I know, I know. It sounds like a fever dream, right? Princesses and contouring in the same digital space. My brain is still processing.
The Streaming Service Shuffle
Remember when streaming was simple? One service, endless choices (sort of). Now it's like a game of hide-and-seek with your favorite shows. You need a flow chart just to keep track.
The Kardashians used to call E! home. Now they've moved on. To Hulu, that is.
So, Where Can You Actually Watch It?
The answer, my friends, is Hulu. Yes, that streaming service owned by Disney.
I know, this is where it gets confusing! Disney owns Hulu. But that doesn't automatically mean everything is on Disney Plus.
Think of it like this: Disney Plus is the family-friendly park. Hulu is the slightly more grown-up hangout spot. The Kardashians fit right in there!
My Hot Take (Brace Yourselves)
Here comes the controversial part. Deep breaths everyone!
Honestly? Maybe it's a good thing the Kardashians aren't on Disney Plus. I can't picture Kim giving Mickey Mouse beauty tips, but maybe that is the content the world deserves.
Imagine Kris Jenner negotiating a deal with Goofy. My brain…it hurts.
Some things are sacred. Like childhood memories and the illusion that the Kardashians don't influence everything we see.
Also, let's be real. Do we *really* want to see Kourtney explaining her detox cleanse to Elsa from Frozen?
Unpopular Opinion Alert!
Okay, I’ll admit it. Sometimes I secretly enjoy a good Kardashian episode. The drama! The fashion! The sheer audacity!
But maybe, *just maybe*, they belong on Hulu. Let Disney Plus be the place where animated animals sing and fairy tales come true. Let Hulu be where we escape into a world of perfectly curated chaos.
Plus, aren't we already drowning in streaming subscriptions? Another show on Disney Plus means another price hike, right?
The Final Verdict
So, is the new Kardashian show on Disney Plus? No. It's on Hulu.
And maybe, just maybe, that’s exactly where it should be.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go binge-watch something completely unrelated to reality TV. Probably a documentary about penguins. Or perhaps a re-run of a Disney show.
Unless… wait… are penguins the new influencers? I wouldn't put it past Kris Jenner.
Oh, the horror!
