Jersey Shore Family Vacation Season 5 Episode 7

Okay, let's talk Jersey Shore Family Vacation. Specifically, Season 5, Episode 7. Remember that one?

The Return of Angelina, Sort Of

Angelina's back! Or, at least, her stuff is. The roommates are dealing with the aftermath of that *very* public wedding drama.

It's like they're archeologists, carefully sifting through the rubble of a relationship. Except, instead of dinosaur bones, they're finding drama llama remains.

Honestly, the awkwardness could cut glass. It feels like everyone's walking on eggshells, especially around Deena.

The Meatball Showdown…Almost

Deena and Snooki are still trying to navigate their friendship. Let's be real: It's a rollercoaster.

They're trying to be supportive, but you can see the tension bubbling under the surface. Remember the good old days of meatball power?

Maybe a little too much wine could solve this. Just kidding... sort of.

Unpopular Opinion Time: The Wedding Drama is Exhausting

Okay, I said it. The wedding drama has been going on for...well, a while. Is it time to move on?

I get it, hurt feelings and all that. But honestly, it's starting to feel like beating a dead horse. Especially for viewers.

Can't we get back to the shenanigans and pranks? Less crying, more chaotic fun, please!

Mike's Mediation Attempts: A+ for Effort

Mike "The Situation" is trying to be the voice of reason. Good luck with that, buddy. It's like herding cats!

He's always trying to bring everyone together. Bless his heart, he really does have grown from his partying days.

He's like the Zen master of the Jersey Shore. Except instead of enlightenment, he’s dispensing relationship advice.

The Vacation Continues... Elsewhere

They needed a change of scenery. What better way to work through feelings than a change of location?

It’s the Jersey Shore cure for everything. Bad mood? New location! Relationship problems? Pack your bags!

Let's be real, who *wouldn't* want to escape to somewhere new?

Was This Episode Actually Necessary?

Here's another unpopular opinion: This episode felt like filler. It's a bit of a build-up to something (hopefully) bigger.

It felt like everyone was just marking time, waiting for the next major event. Anyone else feel this way?

Maybe I'm just impatient. I want the drama, the laughs, the iconic Jersey Shore moments!

Overall Rating: Meh

Look, I love the Jersey Shore. I've been watching them since the beginning.

But this episode? It wasn't their strongest. I’m giving it a solid "meh."

Hopefully, the rest of the season picks up. I need more guido juice in my life!

A Final Plea to MTV

Dear MTV, give us more fun! Less rehashing of old drama, please!

We want to see them doing crazy things, maybe get a little messy.

Give the people what they want. More laughs, more beach days, and more questionable decisions. GTL!