Love Triangles and Lobster Rolls: A Hilarious Recap of *Joe Millionaire* Episode 3
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! Episode 3 of *Joe Millionaire: For Richer or Poorer* just dropped, and it was a rollercoaster of questionable decisions, awkward dates, and more lobster than a New England tourism board meeting.
The "Who Needs a Spoon?" Lobster Incident
Let's start with the most important thing: Kurt Sowers decided to take one of the ladies, Amanda Pace, for a lobster roll date. Sounds romantic, right? Wrong!
Apparently, neither of them knows how to properly eat a lobster roll. Amanda ended up practically face-planting into the thing, while Kurt... well, let's just say the lack of utensils was a major faux pas for our supposed millionaire.
"I've never seen anyone eat a lobster roll like that," one Twitter user commented, perfectly capturing the collective cringe.
It was less "Lady and the Tramp" and more "Two Hungry People Attacking a Seafood Sandwich." The best part? They both seemed oblivious to the sheer chaos unfolding. Love is blind, folks.
Steven's Big Blunder: The "Honesty" Bomb
Meanwhile, our other "Joe," Steven McBee, attempted to win over some hearts with brutal honesty. He decided to tell the women that he's not *actually* rich, but he's got a good heart and a whole lotta farmland.
The reactions were... mixed. Some appreciated the transparency. Others looked like they were reconsidering their life choices.
One contestant, Calah Jackson, even admitted she was "disappointed" but remained open to the process. Talk about a graceful recovery!
The Group Date Drama: Mud, Sweat, and Tears (of Laughter)
The group date involved some sort of muddy obstacle course. Naturally, things got messy. Not just physically, but emotionally too.
There were alliances forming, rivalries simmering, and at least one contestant who looked like she deeply regretted wearing white. You know who you are!
The highlight? Watching the women attempt to navigate the course while simultaneously trying to maintain their composure (and their manicures). It was reality TV gold.
Who Got Sent Packing?
Sadly, someone had to go home. This week, two contestants were sent packing: *Carolyn Moore* and *Sara Rose*.
Both seemed genuinely bummed, but hey, there's always *Bachelor in Paradise*, right?
Final Thoughts: Still Addicted
Episode 3 proved that *Joe Millionaire: For Richer or Poorer* is still delivering the delicious drama we crave.
From lobster roll mishaps to honesty bombs, this season is a gift that keeps on giving. We can't wait to see what kind of antics our two "Joes" get up to next!
Will Kurt ever learn to properly eat seafood? Will Steven's farmboy charm win over the remaining ladies? Stay tuned!
