Oh. My. Goodness. Episode 17, am I right?
The drama. The tears. The awkward silences. I lived for it all!
Let's be honest, we all secretly judge these couples. It's part of the fun!
Luke and Morag: Still a Mystery
Are Luke and Morag actually happy? I'm still not convinced. Maybe they are, maybe they aren’t. Who knows!
He seems like such a sweet guy. She seems… well, let's just say "particular."
Unpopular opinion: I think she's secretly testing him. Like, "How much can I push him before he cracks?"
Tayah and Adam: Too Good to Be True?
Okay, Tayah and Adam are adorable. They are couple goals.
Seriously, they’re like a rom-com playing out in real time. I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop.
But are they too perfect? Could they be hiding something? Only time will tell.
Matt and Dan: Navigating the Ups and Downs
Matt and Dan, bless their hearts. Their relationship is a rollercoaster!
One minute they're all loved up. The next, they’re having a full-blown discussion.
I really want these guys to work, even if it means watching them awkwardly communicate through interpretive dance. (Okay, maybe not dance.)
Amy and Josh: The Struggle is Real
Oh, Amy and Josh. Poor loves. The awkwardness is palpable.
It’s like watching two people try to assemble Ikea furniture without the instructions. Hilarious and painful.
I genuinely feel bad for both of them. Finding a connection is hard!
The Dinner Party Debrief
The dinner party was everything! Everyone looked amazing.
The shade, the side-eyes, the passive-aggressive comments... pure gold!
Morag questioning everyone's relationship? Honestly, she needs to focus on her own garden!
The Commitment Ceremony Cliffhanger
That commitment ceremony, though! The tension was thicker than Amy's eyeliner. (Which, by the way, looked amazing.)
Who's staying? Who's going? The suspense is killing me!
Unpopular opinion: I kind of hope someone throws a drink. Just to spice things up. (Don’t judge me!)
My Unpopular Opinion Round-Up
Okay, confession time. I have some unpopular opinions about this episode.
Ready?
Firstly, I think Josh is trying harder than he lets on. He just struggles with expressing himself.
Secondly, I actually like Morag's honesty, even if it's brutal sometimes. At least she's not playing games.
And finally, I think everyone needs to chill out and remember it's just a TV show! (But also, I'm completely invested.)
Bring on the Next Episode!
So, there you have it. My ramblings about Episode 17.
What were your thoughts? Did you scream at your TV?
Let's discuss! I need someone to share my reality TV obsession with.
Until next time, happy watching!