Takashi Okazaki Cards: Are They *Really* All That?
Okay, let's talk MLB The Show 22. Specifically, those Takashi Okazaki cards. They were hyped up, weren’t they?
Everyone lost their minds over the art style. I get it, it's cool. But did that art style automatically make them gods on the virtual diamond?
The Art Hype: Valid or Overblown?
Don't get me wrong, Okazaki's work is awesome. His manga style is unique and recognizable.
But let’s be honest, half the reason people wanted them was because they looked different. It was a flex, more than anything.
I’m just saying, a +125 Contact stat doesn’t hurt either!
Performance vs. Expectations: A Reality Check
Did these cards *always* live up to the hype? Not in my experience.
I remember grinding for Jackie Robinson. Finally got him, slotted him into the lineup...and he was…fine?
He wasn't hitting nukes every at-bat, despite the card art suggesting he should be summoning lightning with every swing.
The "Unpopular" Opinion: Overrated?
Here it comes: My totally subjective, possibly blasphemous opinion. Some of them were a bit overrated.
Especially when you consider the other cards available. You had juiced up legends, and cards from other programs that performed just as well.
Maybe I just didn’t know how to use them properly, who knows? But I certainly didn't feel like I was playing with super-powered anime characters.
The Grind: Was It Worth It?
The grind for these cards was real. So many moments, so many challenges.
Did the satisfaction of finally acquiring Shohei Ohtani outweigh the hours spent? Debatable.
I love a good grind. But sometimes, I wonder if I could have spent that time perfecting my hitting mechanics with my trusty, less flashy, gold player.
The Exceptions to the Rule
Okay, okay, not *all* of them were overrated. Some were legitimately amazing.
That Randy Johnson? A nightmare for opposing hitters. Seriously, facing him was like trying to hit a mosquito with a toothpick.
And Mariano Rivera? Unhittable. He’d come in, shut the door, and make you question your life choices.
Final Thoughts: A Fun Addition, Nonetheless
Look, I'm not saying the Takashi Okazaki cards were bad. Not at all!
They were a fun, unique addition to MLB The Show 22. They gave us something to chase, something to talk about.
Plus, seeing those manga-style renditions of our favorite players was pretty cool. Just maybe, the art carried more weight than the performance.
And maybe, just maybe, I'm still a little salty that my Jackie Robinson didn't hit more home runs.
But hey, that's just my opinion. What's yours?
Did you love the Takashi Okazaki cards? Or did you find other players who performed better for you? Let me know!