Once Upon a Time... In London, Darling!
Alright, let's talk about Once Upon a Time in London. You know, that gangster flick set in the swinging sixties? The one with all the sharp suits and dodgy deals?
It's a bit of a hidden gem, isn't it? Or maybe it's just hiding for a reason. Let's dive into the cast, shall we? Some familiar faces, some...less so.
The Leading Lads (and Lasses)
We've got Leo Gregory playing Jack Comer. He's got that classic tough-guy look down. But sometimes, I think he's just really good at looking constipated.
And then there's Terry Stone as Alfie Wickers. Now, he looks like he's having a blast! Probably a bit *too* much fun, if you ask me.
Don't forget Holly Earl! She brings a touch of glamour and grit to the whole shebang. Though sometimes I wonder if she regrets picking this role.
The "Wait, Where Do I Know Them From?" Crew
This is where things get interesting. You've got a bunch of actors who you *swear* you've seen before. Maybe in that one episode of *The Bill*? Or perhaps a dodgy advert for double glazing?
There's Jamie Foreman, a proper character actor. He pops up everywhere! Is he always playing the same guy? Possibly. Does it matter? Not really.
Then you have Geoff Bell. A man whose face screams "I've seen some things". You wouldn't want to meet him in a dark alley, that's for sure.
The Unsung Heroes (and Villains)
Every good gangster movie needs some proper villains. The kind you love to hate (or maybe just hate).
Roland Manookian is in the mix. He's fantastic at playing dodgy characters. I wouldn't trust him with my parking ticket, let alone anything valuable.
And of course, we can't forget about the women in the shadows. They might not be pulling the triggers, but they're definitely pulling the strings.
An Unpopular Opinion (Maybe?)
Okay, here's where I might get some flak. I think the cast, while perfectly adequate, could have been... bolder.
Don't get me wrong, everyone does a decent job. But sometimes, it feels like they're playing it a little *too* safe. Where's the scenery-chewing? Where's the over-the-top drama?
Maybe I'm just being picky. Perhaps I expected something more from a movie with "London" in the title. London deserves a bit of pizzazz!
Final Thoughts (and a Wink)
Once Upon a Time in London is a decent watch. It's got the gangster tropes we all know and love (or at least tolerate).
The cast does their best. It is what it is. But it's definitely a movie you watch when there is nothing to watch.
But if you're looking for a cast that'll blow your mind? Maybe look somewhere else, darling. Just my humble opinion.
Maybe it needs a re-boot with all-star cast? Starring Tom Hardy perhaps? Only kidding!
