Open All Hours Series 1 Episode 3

Right, settle in, grab a cuppa and maybe a custard cream, because we're diving headfirst into the absolute comedic goldmine that is Open All Hours, specifically Series 1, Episode 3.

The Episode Opens...

Our favorite penny-pinching proprietor, Arkwright, is, shocker, up to his old tricks! This time, he's wrestling with the monumental task of selling off some rather questionable stock.

Think of it like that time you tried to offload your Aunt Mildred’s ceramic cat collection at a car boot sale. Only multiply the desperation by, oh, a thousand!

Granville's Troubles...

Ah, poor Granville, ever the optimist, even when surrounded by Arkwright’s chaotic schemes. He's tasked with the near-impossible – actually selling the weird and wonderful items Arkwright wants to shift.

Imagine trying to convince someone that a rubber chicken is an essential kitchen appliance. That's Granville's Tuesday morning. He is a hero.

And of course, he's still dreaming of romance with the beautiful Nurse Gladys Emmanuel.

The Spotlight Is On...

The real highlight? It has to be the sheer absurdity of the items Arkwright tries to pass off as saleable goods. Remember that slightly rusty bucket you found in your garden shed?

Well, Arkwright would probably try to sell it as a “vintage water-carrying vessel, perfect for the discerning horticulturalist!” Complete with a hefty price tag, naturally.

He is a smooth talker, to be fair. Almost.

This episode has some good scenes involving a faulty hoover and a customer that has some serious trouble hearing.

The Comedy Is Strong With This One

The magic of Open All Hours is in its simplicity. It’s not about complex plots or high-brow humor.

It’s about the everyday struggles of ordinary people, magnified and twisted into wonderfully silly situations. Arkwright's utter lack of shame in his sales tactics is a constant source of amusement.

And Granville's long suffering expressions is something that we can all relate to.

Relatable Moments

Ever been stuck in a job you didn't exactly love, dreaming of something more? Granville is your spirit animal.

Or maybe you’ve dealt with a boss who’s… well, let’s just say “eccentric.” Then you understand Granville’s daily battle to maintain his sanity.

That is not all though, we can all be as stingy as Arkwright from time to time. We all want to keep that extra money in our pocket!

A Timeless Classic

Open All Hours is timeless because it taps into something universal – the human experience of work, relationships, and the never-ending quest to make a quick buck.

Series 1, Episode 3 is a prime example of everything that makes the show so beloved. It's funny, heartwarming, and utterly ridiculous in the best possible way.

So, next time you need a good laugh, settle down with Arkwright and Granville. You won't regret it! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see if I can sell my own "vintage water-carrying vessel".