So, you're waiting for Portals To Hell Season 3 on Discovery Plus in the UK? Join the club! We're all refreshing that page, right? Every. Single. Day.
The Great British Wait: Portals To Hell Edition
Seriously, where is it? It feels like we're trapped in our own little portal... a portal to waiting. A very, very long wait.
Let's be honest, this is getting ridiculous. Are they hiding the release date in some ancient, haunted location? Because I'm willing to drive there. (Just kidding... mostly.)
Discovery Plus, Are You Listening?
Okay, Discovery Plus UK, we need to talk. We love you. We really do. But the suspense is killing us! We're dying to see Jack Osbourne and Katrina Weidman investigate more spooky spots.
Are you holding out on us? Is there some elaborate strategy behind this delay? Or did someone simply forget to press the "release" button?
My unpopular opinion: Waiting this long actually *increases* the excitement. It's like foreplay for ghost hunters. Don't judge me!
Theories and Speculation (Mostly Wishful Thinking)
Maybe they're adding extra scary stuff just for us in the UK? A special, super-haunted edition? I can dream, can't I?
Or perhaps they're dubbing it with extra spooky British accents? "Ere be ghosts, innit?" Okay, maybe not.
Another theory: Jack Osbourne got lost in a real portal and they're waiting for him to find his way back. That's entirely plausible, right?
Meanwhile, We're Binge-Watching Season 1 and 2... Again
To fill the void, I've re-watched Season 1 and 2 approximately 74 times. My cat now recognises Katrina Weidman's voice. She’s probably haunted too, by now.
I even started taking notes. Just in case I ever stumble upon a portal to hell myself. Preparedness is key!
Seriously though, Discovery Plus, a little update would be amazing. Even a vague "coming soon" would suffice. Throw us a bone!
The (Hopefully) Soon-to-Be Glorious Return
Despite the wait, I have faith. Portals To Hell Season 3 will eventually grace our screens. And it will be glorious.
I'm already planning my viewing party. Popcorn, dimmed lights, and maybe a little sage burning just for atmosphere.
And when it finally arrives, I fully expect to be glued to the TV. Possibly hiding behind a cushion. But glued nonetheless.
My Plea to the Streaming Gods
So, Discovery Plus UK, please, oh please, end our suffering. Release Portals To Hell Season 3. We're ready. We're waiting. And we're running out of sage.
Consider this my official (and slightly desperate) plea. We need our dose of paranormal investigation!
Until then, I'll keep refreshing the page. And maybe watching season one one more time... just in case I missed something.
And if anyone finds a real portal, please, *please* don't go in without me. I want to witness the haunted action firsthand.
"Waiting for Portals To Hell Season 3 is my new form of cardio. All that nervous pacing counts, right?"
I'm convinced that the anticipation is part of the experience. We're all in this spooky waiting game together.
So, keep the faith, fellow ghost enthusiasts! Our time will come. Eventually.
