Snatch Game Shenanigans & Runway Realness!
Girl, let me tell you, All Stars 4 Episode 3 was a wild ride! We're talking the iconic Snatch Game – the challenge that separates the queens from the, well, less queenly. And honey, some of them soared while others... crash landed.
First, let's talk highlights! Monique Heart as Mo'Nique? Genius! She had me cackling harder than a hyena at a comedy show. The shade, the delivery, the *knowing* glint in her eye? Perfection!
And then there was Trinity the Tuck as Caitlyn Jenner. Okay, I'll admit, I was nervous. But she actually delivered! It was funny, respectful, and surprisingly on point. I was pleasantly surprised!
But, as RuPaul always says, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else? Some queens just couldn't find the funny. It was like watching a car crash in slow motion, but with more sequins and less metal. You know?
The Lowlights & The Looks
Unfortunately, Farrah Moan as Mimi Imfurst just didn't land. Bless her heart, she tried, but it was like watching someone trying to tell a joke in a language they only partially understand. It was painful.
And Gia Gunn as Jenny Bui (the "Queen of Bling")? Okay, she LOOKED the part, but the jokes were...missing. It was like she forgot the punchlines back in the Werk Room. Oops!
Let's not forget the runway! This week's theme was "Angelic White," and some of the queens truly brought the heavenly vibes. We're talking pure, ethereal, cloud-nine gorgeousness. And others? Well, let's just say they looked like they borrowed their outfit from a slightly dusty church pageant.
Naomi Smalls? Absolute angel. She floated down that runway like a goddess descending from Mount Olympus. The hair, the makeup, the gown – everything was divine. Just, *chef's kiss*!
Lip Sync For Your Legacy!
The top two queens were Monique Heart and Trinity the Tuck. And guess what? They both absolutely killed it during their lip sync to "Emotions" by Mariah Carey! It was fierce, it was emotional, and it was so, so entertaining!
Ultimately, Trinity the Tuck snatched the win! And, in a controversial twist, she chose to send home Farrah Moan. Drama!
Look, sending Farrah home was sad, but the game is the game. These queens are fighting for a spot in the Hall of Fame, and sometimes, you gotta make tough decisions. It’s all part of the show, baby!
Overall, this episode was a rollercoaster of laughs, gasps, and "oh no she didn't!" moments. We saw some queens shine, some queens stumble, and some queens give us meme-worthy material that we'll be quoting for years to come.
All Stars 4 is shaping up to be one of the most competitive seasons yet. And I, for one, am living for it. Can't wait to see what next week brings! Now, sashay away!
What did you think about the Snatch Game?
