Shingeki No Kyojin The Final Season Capitulo 7

Okay, okay, let's talk about Attack on Titan: The Final Season, episode 7. You know, the one where things got... complicated?

I've got to be honest. I'm feeling a bit spicy. Ready for some potentially controversial opinions?

The Marleyan Kids: Annoying or Understandable?

Seriously, Gabi? Like, I get it. She's a kid, brainwashed and all. But sometimes I just want to mute her.

Maybe it's just me. But her constant yelling about Eldians being devils? My ears are bleeding. Anyone else feel me?

Falco, on the other hand? A precious bean. Protect him at all costs. He's the only one with some common sense, right?

Zofia and Udo: Remember Them?

Remember Zofia and Udo? They were... there. Briefly.

I’m not saying they were forgettable. I'm just saying my brain prioritizes Eren’s abs. Priorities, people!

Okay, maybe that was harsh. But come on! The show moves FAST. We barely had time to grab our popcorn before BAM! Tragedy.

Eren's New Look: Hot or Not?

Let's be real. Eren with long hair and a mysterious gaze? He's gone full brooding anime protagonist. And I'm kinda here for it.

Sure, he's probably planning something terrible. But he looks good doing it. I mean, come on. It's Eren.

Is that shallow? Maybe. But I'm allowed to appreciate the character design, okay?

The Warhammer Titan: Finally!

The Warhammer Titan reveal was pretty cool. Finally, a new Titan power! Although...kinda underwhelming at first, yeah?

It felt like everyone was hyping it up so much. Then it just made some spikes? I was expecting more. I mean I was expecting some earth shattering powers.

But hey, at least it gave Eren a good fight. Gotta keep our boy on his toes.

Reiner Braun: My Eternal Mood

Speaking of being on your toes... Reiner. Still wants to die, huh? I feel you, buddy. Adulting is hard.

Seriously, though. He's gone through so much trauma. Give the man a hug and a therapist. Maybe a vacation to a beach far, far away.

I still don’t understand how he functions. But hey, whatever floats your boat, Reiner.

Pieck Finger: Queen of Sass

Okay, can we talk about Pieck? She's the queen of nonchalant observations. Always knows what's up. Always has a witty comment ready.

That scene where she was crawling on all fours? Iconic. I almost choked on my tea.

I'm convinced she's secretly the smartest person in the entire show. Don’t @ me.

Overall Thoughts: Chaos is a Ladder

This episode was a rollercoaster of emotions. Confusing plot points, shocking revelations, and characters I simultaneously love and hate.

Attack on Titan just keeps throwing curveballs. Keeps us guessing. It's frustrating, but also incredibly entertaining.

I'm ready for the next episode. Even if it means more emotional damage. Bring it on, Attack on Titan!