Okay, picture this: you wake up. Not with the jarring buzz of an alarm, mind you, but with the slow, steady realization that, yep, you're still here. Again. That's pretty much how every day starts when you're an immortal king.
First things first: Breakfast. Cereal? Nah. Toast? Please. We're talking about a king here! It's probably something ridiculously extravagant, like a golden goose egg omelet with truffle shavings. Maybe. Or maybe after a few thousand years you would just grab toast.
Morning Routine: Century Edition
Now, the morning routine. Brushing your teeth is still a thing, thankfully. Can you imagine having to deal with immortal plaque? Horrifying!
But instead of checking emails, you might be catching up on a few centuries of history. You know, just skimming through the highlights. Wars, inventions, that time everyone wore those really silly hats.
Maybe you have a language lesson scheduled. Ancient Sumerian is tough! It is important to know what those scrolls you are reading are saying.
And the mirror? A quick glance, maybe. Honestly, after seeing the same face for millennia, you're probably over it. Selfies? Pass.
Royal Errands and Existential Dread
Then comes the 'work' part. Which, let's be honest, is whatever you feel like doing that day. Maybe you decide to finally organize your stamp collection. It is a big collection of stamps that spans for a few centuries.
Perhaps a stroll through your kingdom is in order. It’s always nice to check in on the peasants, even if their fashion sense is...questionable. You cannot expect everyone to dress like kings, can you?
Or maybe you spend the afternoon contemplating the meaning of existence. You know, the usual. You will have to deal with the existential dread.
"Is there really a point to collecting stamps if I'm going to be around forever?"
Afternoon Adventures and Eternal Boredom
Lunch could be anything from a gourmet picnic on Mount Olympus to a quick sandwich. Maybe The Immortal King needs a trip to the local fast food joint?
After lunch, you might try a new hobby. Pottery? Archery? Competitive thumb-wrestling? The possibilities are endless! However, it's important to remember that you will get bored in a few days, or a week, or a century.
But let's be real, sometimes the boredom hits hard. You've seen it all, done it all, conquered it all. What's left?
Evening Entertainment and Sleep (Maybe)
Evenings are for winding down. Maybe binge-watching the latest season of your favorite show. Or maybe starting a new one. It depends on your preference and how much time you have.
Or maybe you decide to learn a new instrument. The immortal king learning to play the ukulele? Now there is an interesting visual.
Sleep is optional, of course. But even an immortal king needs some downtime. It’s just, you know, not as crucial.
And then, it's back to square one. Another day, another eternity. It's a tough life, being The Immortal King, but hey, at least you'll never have to worry about retirement.
The most important thing? Finding ways to stay entertained and connected. Because even a king needs friends, or at least, someone to play board games with. And maybe a really good therapist.
