Dorit's Dinner Party: More Like a Drama Buffet
Okay, let's talk Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 11 Episode 9. Dorit throws a dinner party. Naturally, chaos ensues. It's basically a law at this point.
The theme was supposedly Italian glam. But the real theme was simmering tension and passive-aggressive shade. You know, classic Housewives stuff.
The Crystal Question Mark
First up, we have Crystal. Remember when she and Sutton had that...disagreement? It's still lingering like a bad smell.
Crystal seems determined to hold onto her victim card. Sutton is trying (and failing) to apologize effectively. Honestly, it's exhausting to watch.
My unpopular opinion? I think Crystal is milking it. Okay, I said it! I'm bracing for the backlash.
Lisa Rinna: Stirring the Pot, As Usual
Then there's Lisa Rinna. She's always in the middle of everything, isn't she? This episode was no different.
She kept bringing up the whole Crystal/Sutton drama. Like, girl, can we move on? Give it a rest!
I'm starting to think Rinna thrives on conflict. It's like her personal fuel source.
Erika's Emotional Rollercoaster
Poor Erika. Her legal woes continue to be a major storyline. I actually feel bad for her sometimes.
She's clearly going through a lot. But she's also... guarded. It's hard to know what to believe.
And those designer clothes! Where are they coming from?! Is she still wearing them, even with everything going on?! Someone please explain.
Sutton: Queen of Awkwardness
Sutton. Oh, Sutton. Bless her heart.
She's like a walking, talking cringe compilation. Everything she says is just...awkward.
I kind of love her for it, though. She's so unintentionally hilarious. She's the comic relief we didn't know we needed.
Garcelle: The Voice of Reason (Sort Of)
Garcelle is usually the voice of reason. But even she's getting sucked into the drama vortex.
She tries to stay neutral. But it's hard when everyone is fighting all the time. Even Garcelle has her breaking point.
I appreciate her attempt at level-headedness. But honestly, sometimes I wish she'd throw a table or two.
Dorit: Is She Neutral or Just Trying to Stay Out of the Fray?
And what about Dorit? As the hostess, she tried to keep things civil. Keyword: tried.
She’s always so impeccably dressed and overly polite. Does she ever just let loose?
I think she’s more involved than she lets on. Is she playing a neutral role, or is she just trying to avoid being targeted? It's hard to tell with Dorit.
The Unspoken Tension: Kyle and Kathy
Let's not forget the elephant in the room: Kyle and Kathy. Their relationship is...complicated.
You can feel the tension between them. There's so much history there. It's like a powder keg waiting to explode.
I’m secretly hoping for a major sisterly showdown. Maybe in the next episode? Please?
Final Thoughts: More Drama, Please!
Overall, Season 11 Episode 9 was your typical RHOBH fare. Lots of drama, lots of shade, and lots of questionable fashion choices.
I'm not complaining, though. That's why we watch, right? Give me more!
Bring on the next episode. I'm ready for whatever crazy antics these ladies throw our way. Even if it gives me a headache.