Okay, folks, let's dive into RHOC Season 16, Episode 7. You know, the one where everyone's still figuring out who likes whom. It's like middle school all over again, but with Botox and bigger budgets.
Gretchen Rossi’s Return (Sort Of)
First, let's talk about the *almost* return of Gretchen Rossi. I say "almost" because it was basically a glorified cameo on a Zoom call. Honestly, my expectations were higher!
She was advising Elizabeth Lyn Vargas on her business dealings. Was it exciting? Not really. Did it remind us of the good old days? Maybe a little.
Heather's Champagne Fiasco
Then, we had Heather Dubrow’s champagne mishap. Remember when she accidentally sprayed it all over Noella? Pure chaos!
Heather claimed it was an accident. Noella Bergener, of course, saw it as a personal attack. Who's right? Who cares? It was entertaining!
Unpopular opinion: maybe both were a *little* dramatic. A little champagne never hurt anyone… well, maybe their hair.
Shannon vs. Literally Everyone
Shannon Beador remained in prime form: battling with literally everyone. Her constant drama is exhausting, but also… kind of addictive?
She seemed to be at odds with Gina Kirschenheiter and Emily Simpson. Was it about something important? Nope. Just classic Housewife pettiness.
Can we just agree that Shannon brings the crazy, even if we don’t always understand why? It's her superpower, I guess.
Gina's Relationship Woes
Gina, meanwhile, was dealing with some relationship stress with Travis. It’s always tough to see a couple navigate those tricky waters on camera.
It seems like they are working through it. But the tension was palpable. Good for them for being vulnerable enough to share their struggles.
Hopefully, they can find their footing! And maybe stop arguing about who does the dishes. Relatable, much?
Noella's… Everything
And then there's Noella. Where do we even begin? Her storyline is a constant roller coaster of emotions and… well, drama.
She brought *so* much to the season, for better or worse. Whether you love her or hate her, you can't deny she's entertaining.
Her divorce saga continues to unfold, and it's honestly heartbreaking. I hope she finds some peace amidst the chaos.
Emily's Voice of Reason (Sometimes)
Bless Emily for occasionally trying to be the voice of reason. Someone has to do it! But let's be real, her attempts are often futile.
She tries to mediate between the other ladies, but the OC Housewives are a wild bunch. Trying to control them is like herding cats.
Still, we appreciate her efforts. She’s definitely the most relatable of the bunch!
Final Thoughts
Overall, episode 7 was classic RHOC. Drama, delusion, and designer clothes. What more could you want?
While it wasn't the most explosive episode, it kept the season rolling. And, let's be honest, we'll be watching next week anyway.
My *unpopular* opinion? I kind of miss the OG cast, but this new blood is certainly keeping things interesting. Bring on the next fight!
