Okay, folks, let's talk The Six Million Dollar Man. Specifically, that very first episode. "Population: Zero." Remember it? Flying through the air, slow motion crash, the works?
Now, don't get me wrong. I love Steve Austin. Who doesn't? He's got a bionic arm, bionic legs, and a bionic eye. Total package!
The Crash: A Little TOO Dramatic?
But, I've got a confession. I think the crash scene in the pilot is a bit...much. Hear me out!
It's supposed to be this harrowing, life-altering event. And it *is*, technically. But the slo-mo and dramatic music? Felt a tad overdone, even back then.
My Unpopular Opinion
Here's my hot take: They could have toned it down. Maybe focus more on Steve's reaction and less on the exploding plane. Just saying.
The aftermath is what really grabs you. The beeping machines. The doctors whispering. That's the real suspense!
Oscar Goldman: Master Manipulator?
Then there's Oscar Goldman. Played perfectly by Richard Anderson, of course. But let's be real, he's kind of a shady character, isn't he?
He's all smiles and promises, but you just *know* he's got ulterior motives. Using Steve for top-secret missions? Classic Oscar.
Don't tell me I'm the only one who sees it! He preys on Steve's vulnerability. It's effective, but...icky.
The Bionics: Still Awesome, Though!
Let's get to the good stuff: the bionics! Super strength, super speed, super sight. Still cool, even after all these years.
The sound effects are iconic. That "whirring" sound when Steve uses his bionic arm? Chef's kiss! Instant nostalgia.
Even though the technology looks dated now, the *idea* is still amazing. Who wouldn't want to be able to lift a car with one hand?
Population: Zero - A Bit… Generic?
The actual "mission" in "Population: Zero" feels a little…standard. Find some missing scientists, stop the bad guys. Yawn.
It's not *bad*, per se. But it's not the most memorable plot, either. It serves its purpose, getting Steve out there and showing off his abilities.
Maybe I'm expecting too much from a first episode. They had to establish the character and the premise, after all.
Final Thoughts: Bionic Beginnings
Despite my minor gripes, I still love The Six Million Dollar Man. And the pilot episode, even with its flaws, is a great introduction to the world of Steve Austin.
It's cheesy, it's dramatic, and it's utterly entertaining. The seeds are planted for a truly iconic show.
So, pop some popcorn, settle in, and enjoy the bionic ride. Just maybe fast forward a little during the crash scene. Or don't! It's your call.
What do *you* think? Am I being too harsh on "Population: Zero"? Let me know your thoughts!
