Okay, people, gather 'round! We need to talk about the premiere of The Real Housewives of Potomac Season 6. I'm talking drama, shade, and enough side-eye to make your neck hurt. Are you ready for this?
Sun's Out, Shade's On: Potomac is Back!
Let's be real, the return of Potomac felt like a long-awaited vacation. Like finally getting to sip a margarita on a beach after a year of…well, you know. And what a vacation it was!
We jump right back into the lives of our favorite ladies, and things are already simmering. I mean, were you expecting anything less? This is Potomac, darling!
The Grand Dame Returns... with Questions
First up, Karen Huger, aka the Grand Dame, is back and more fabulous than ever. She's launching a perfume line, La'Dame, and living her best life.
But of course, even in La'Dame land, there's always a little bit of drama brewing. Let's just say some questions are being raised about Karen's move to Great Falls. Hmmm.
Seriously, who doesn’t love Karen? She is the glue of the group. The backbone, if you will. Okay, maybe she's the fabulous, diamond-encrusted backbone. You get my point.
Gizelle's Got a New Man (Maybe?)
Next, we have Gizelle Bryant, who, after her reconciliation (and quick demise) with Jamal, is dipping her toes back into the dating pool. Will she find true love? Only time (and Bravo) will tell!
Honestly, Gizelle's dating life is like a rollercoaster. One minute she's up, the next she's screaming, "I want to get off!" It's truly fascinating to watch.
It is good to see Gizelle looking happy! After everything she has been through, she deserves it.
Candiace's Wedding Bliss (and Mama Drama)
Then there’s Candiace Dillard Bassett, still basking in the glow of her wedding. But of course, no Potomac wedding is complete without a little bit of family drama. Namely, her mom.
We all know Candiace and her mom have a…complicated relationship. And let me tell you, Season 6 is not going to be any different. Buckle up, buttercups!
Honestly, I need Candiace's patience. Because sometimes, I am afraid, I’d be unable to handle this mama drama!
Ashley's Growing Family
Ashley Darby is navigating life as a new mom, and it's not always easy. Between sleepless nights and mommy guilt, she's got her hands full.
Even Ashley, who usually thrives on drama, is seemingly overwhelmed by motherhood. But, she is thriving!
Anyone who has ever been a mom knows what this is like. So, relatable!
Robyn and Juan: Still Confusing Us All
And then there's Robyn Dixon, who is still...engaged? Dating? Living with? …to Juan. Honestly, their relationship is more confusing than a Rubik's Cube.
I wish them all the best, but seriously, someone needs to explain this relationship to me. Please!
"Are they getting married? Aren't they getting married? Who even knows anymore?"
The Potomac ladies know how to keep you guessing! I can't wait to see what happens this season.
Wendy is Back and Ready to Defend
Last but not least, we have Wendy Osefo! This season Wendy is trying to find the perfect balance between work and family life.
Can we talk about how amazing Wendy looks? And that she isn’t afraid to speak her mind! Queen behaviour.
Wendy is ready to defend herself from the comments the other ladies made. We love a lady who will stand up for themselves!
The Potomac Premiere: A+ Would Recommend
Overall, the premiere of The Real Housewives of Potomac Season 6 was everything I could have hoped for and more. Drama, laughs, and enough shade to block out the sun? Check, check, and check!
If you haven't watched it yet, what are you waiting for? Seriously, drop everything and go stream it now! You won't regret it.
Get ready for a wild ride, Potomac is back, and it's here to stay!