Okay, squirrel friends, let's talk about something vital: Where to catch RuPaul's Drag Race! Because let's face it, a world without sassy queens, sickening lip-syncs, and Michelle Visage's side-eye is a world I don't want to live in.
Streaming Services: Your Drag Race Oasis
First up, we have the glorious land of streaming! Think of it as your own personal Drag Race amusement park, filled with twists, turns, and more glitter than you can shake a stick at. Seriously, it's like someone exploded a craft store, but in the best possible way.
Paramount+: The Motherload
Many seasons, including the newest ones, are available on Paramount+. It's like finding a twenty-dollar bill in your old jeans, pure joy! And who doesn’t love seeing all those queens in one easy to reach place?
WOW Presents Plus: The International Runway
For the truly dedicated Drag Race devotee, WOW Presents Plus is an absolute must. This is where you'll find international versions of the show, expanding your drag horizons beyond the US of A.
Seriously, you haven't lived until you've seen Drag Race UK, Canada's Drag Race, or Drag Race Down Under! It’s a global gag worthy moment!
Cable TV: Old School is Still Cool
Believe it or not, some people still watch TV the old-fashioned way! Cable might seem like a dinosaur in the age of streaming, but it still has its charms, especially when it comes to Drag Race.
VH1: The OG Channel
VH1 is where it all began, honey! Check your local listings for reruns and new episodes. It is a great way to experience drag race like the good old days.
Buying Episodes: Own Your Drag Race Destiny
Want to own your favorite episodes forever? You can purchase them! It's like adopting a puppy, but way more glamorous and less messy.
iTunes and Google Play: Digital Treasures
Platforms like iTunes and Google Play offer individual episodes and entire seasons for purchase. Now you have a front row seat to any lip sync battle at any time!
VPNs: Your Secret Weapon (Use with Caution!)
Okay, this one is a bit of a gray area, so proceed with caution. If you're traveling or living somewhere where Drag Race isn't readily available, a VPN (Virtual Private Network) might be an option.
A VPN allows you to change your virtual location, potentially giving you access to streaming services or content that's blocked in your region. But always check the terms of service of your streaming platform and VPN provider to make sure you're not violating any rules.
Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any streaming service bans or international incidents that may occur due to your VPN usage. Sashay away from trouble!
Borrowing from Friends: The Ultimate Drag Race Favor
Got a friend with a subscription to one of these streaming services? Time to unleash your charm and butter them up! Offer to bake them a cake, do their laundry, or even just listen to them complain about their dating life. The possibilities are endless!
Just remember to be respectful and don't hog their account 24/7. Sharing is caring, darling!
So there you have it, my queens! A comprehensive guide to finding your fix of RuPaul's Drag Race. Now go forth, watch those queens slay, and remember: If you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else? Can I get an amen?