Okay, let’s get real. When *is* RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars on? Asking for a friend. (That friend is me.)
The Neverending Question
Seriously, I feel like I’m constantly asking myself this question. Is it Thursday? Friday? Some random day Netflix decided to surprise us? My brain hurts.
I swear, trying to keep up with the All Stars schedule is harder than learning the choreography for a lip sync for your life. And I have two left feet.
Don’t even get me started on different time zones! Is it airing at 8 PM EST or PST? My inner drag queen is screaming!
My Unpopular Opinion (Brace Yourselves)
Here’s my hot take. Maybe, just maybe, All Stars should always be on the same day. Every. Single. Season.
Hear me out! Consistency is key. Like, imagine knowing every Friday, it's All Stars night. Pure bliss.
But, let's be honest, it feels like production plays a twisted game of "guess the premiere day." Why must they toy with our emotions?!
Streaming Services: The Ultimate Tease
And the streaming services are no help. “Coming Soon” they taunt! Soon is not a day, people!
I’ve nearly thrown my remote at the TV more than once. Just tell me! Give me the date!
It's like they want us to live in a state of constant anticipatory anxiety. Maybe that's part of the entertainment.
The Social Media Rabbit Hole
Naturally, I turn to social media for answers. A dangerous game, I know.
I scroll through endless tweets, hoping for a clue. Spoilers lurk everywhere, ready to pounce.
Sometimes, I find the answer. Sometimes, I just find more confusion. And maybe a few memes.
The Solution? Maybe...
Okay, I have a proposal. What if we, as a collective, demand a consistent All Stars day?
A day where we can all gather (virtually, of course) and celebrate the queens. A day free from scheduling stress.
I'm picturing themed cocktails, coordinated outfits, and maybe a little bit of shade-throwing amongst friends. You know, the usual.
In Conclusion (Or, More Like, In Confusion)
So, what day *is* RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars on? The answer is…it depends!
Embrace the chaos! Or join me in my quest for a consistent premiere day.
Until then, I'll be here, refreshing my streaming service, and praying to the drag gods. May the best woman win (and may we all know when she's winning!).